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[Qmarx]

Sovereign Slayer'd stealthily slice Super Shoggoth's scepter, simplifying situation satisfactorily.

[Soadreqm]

Whoah! If the trolls' hadn't already won in the future, I might kind of worry for their chances there.

Well, their CHANCES are still dismal, or Aradia couldn't have gathered enough time clones, but we know they'll eventually win. They're pretty awesome at this game, all right.

[Solifuge]

Some say SBURB saves species, safely sequestering sentient spheres; some stealthy silicon sentinel, sent so species survive spaceborn slaughter. Should such surcease seem serendipitous? Surely, some safety's seen... specious safety, staving silent stillness some seconds. Still, small signals suggest success- survival- seems sustainable.

[Josephus]

First:

Woo, update. Woo, alliteration.

Second: Holy shit, Sgrub's Black King is a full-on elder god. I do agree that Sovereign Slayer would take the shortcut to fighting him, though, the same one that he took when he killed his own Black King.

Still. Fuck yeah, final boss.

[Soadreqm]

Oh god I just realized that those little specks were Aradiabots.

[Duke 2.0]

 Remember how Sovereign Slayer completely wrecked Derse and caused a good chunk of the planet to become swiss-cheese? I'm thinking that the queens ring ultimately hold more power than the kings staff, so if Spades Slick got the queens ring...

 This guy would be a chump in comparison.

[Armok]

yea, it's chess metaphor, the queen is the most powerful.

[Urist Imiknorris]

And yet, destroy his scepter and the black king's a chump.

[Josephus]

We have three games at work here, anyway. BlackJack, Chess, and Billiards.

[cerapa]

So.....the trolls werent actually that awesome at the game.

They only won because of exploiting alternate universe travel.

[Urist Imiknorris]

They had to. Vast Glub.

[Soadreqm]

Remember how Sovereign Slayer completely wrecked Derse and caused a good chunk of the planet to become swiss-cheese? I'm thinking that the queens ring ultimately hold more power than the kings staff, so if Spades Slick got the queens ring...

 This guy would be a chump in comparison.

You're probably right. Team Scourge really saved the day there. Also, since the Reckoning has started, that means that the Black King has both the scepters, just like Sovereign Slayer had both the black ring and the white scepter. Does getting a second artifact boost your powers even more?

Speaking of chess metaphors, WV was a pawn who struggled his way all across the board and faced the Black King, right before Jack ruined everything. And in the future, he was carrying the Queen's ring. I really wonder how much of this Andrew plans in advance.

So.....the trolls werent actually that awesome at the game.

They only won because of exploiting alternate universe travel.

What are you babbling about? Are we looking at the same update? You're seeing this hulking, cyclopean behemoth, who inherited Glb'golyb's psychic powers and can kill everyone in the whole universe by speaking a single word? The trolls defeated it.

[Josephus]

Yeah, the Black King has the full power of both scepters, apparently.

Also, by definition the trolls had to be natural born fighters, all really high on their echeladders before the game even started. Their world works that way.

[cerapa]

So.....the trolls werent actually that awesome at the game.

They only won because of exploiting alternate universe travel.

What are you babbling about? Are we looking at the same update? You're seeing this hulking, cyclopean behemoth, who inherited Glb'golyb's psychic powers and can kill everyone in the whole universe by speaking a single word? The trolls defeated it.

They lost in every single universe but this one. Look at the amount of Aradias, look at them. Each one of them lost, every single one.

[Josephus]

So.....the trolls werent actually that awesome at the game.

They only won because of exploiting alternate universe travel.

What are you babbling about? Are we looking at the same update? You're seeing this hulking, cyclopean behemoth, who inherited Glb'golyb's psychic powers and can kill everyone in the whole universe by speaking a single word? The trolls defeated it.

They lost in every single universe but this one. Look at the amount of Aradias, look at them. Each one of them lost, every single one.

Yeah. Multiverse, what can ya do? Anything that deviates from the specific chain of events that allowed them to kill Black King would result in their deaths. So the number of Aradias is necessarily infinite.