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[ToonyMan]

JOHN DAD JOHN DAD  wuuuuttt

[Sensei]

I bet it's a trick or something, as a means for Dad to keep himself disguised, or otherwise. Or John's dad is just retired. Either way, I still don't doubt that he has or at least once had total clownytude.

[Aqizzar]

Hey, more presents, harry Anderson, and a non-greyscale box of cake mix.  I see no problem here.

[irreversiblycynical]

I have never seen something so ordinary turned into a major twist. Although he does have some magic related stuff.

[ToonyMan]

Hey, more presents, harry Anderson, and a non-greyscale box of cake mix.  I see no problem here.

Yes, the Betty Crocker will turn out to be NOTHING OF WORTH AT ALL.

wut a twiiiiiiisssssssssss

[TheNewerMartianEmperor]

My gods, it's full of..... hats? Ties? Shoes? My god, this is the most shocking plot twist in the whole history of plot twists!

[Duke 2.0]

 

Spoiler: Hmmmm (click to show/hide)

 Nah, impossible.

[Neruz]

We did see a short clip of Dad freeing himself from handcuffs and attacking the Imps with Piekind and Creamkind, so i'd say it's more likely Dad is either an undercover clown operative, or used to be a clown, and is now retired and working a normal job, living a normal life, but still remembers the old tricks.

[tehstefan]

My take is that he's actually foresworn clowning, and tried to become respectable after John's mother either left or died, but kept the clowns around to honor Nanna, who is definitely a master jester. My take on it.

[Duke 2.0]

 Do note that the Sprite mixes a dead thing and something each child hates that their parents force upon them. I think Nana was normal and the jester bit is purely the jester half of the sprite talking.

[tehstefan]

I'm not so sure. She had the note in the daunting text, which seems to me like something that no ordinary nanna would have. She must have known about it, and the jester merely compliments her personality.

[CobaltKobold]

Yeaaah, o'erblown twist. Explains that the "Serious men" is not actually ironic clowns.

I'm not so sure. She had the note in the daunting text, which seems to me like something that no ordinary nanna would have. She must have known about it, and the jester merely compliments her personality.

complements.

Also: More presents!

[Duke 2.0]

 And then he finds a slip of colored cloth, pulls on it, and it reveals a whole clown room hidden beneath the businessman exterior.

[eerr]

And then he finds a slip of colored cloth, pulls on it, and it reveals a whole clown room hidden beneath the businessman exterior.

He reveals that the paper holds invisible clown contract ink, the shoes double as hats and noses, the bed flips over into a pie covered exterior, the cakemix is part of his pie recipie, the buisness suit is a disguise, and the hat is just a lie. He avoids real weapons because of a bias against hurting others. Circumstances have changed his ways, he knows that john probably needs help right now.

[ToonyMan]

New character enters the fray.

Well, sorta new.