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[frostshotgg]

ROXY: poor poor adult dead sexy lady us

Sums up that conversation pretty well.

[Darkmere]

These are probably my favorite updates since Karkat's time-traveling chatroom arguments, and that's saying something.

[Blade Master Model 42]

Any update with Roxy is a good update.

[Nahere]

Updoot.

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Thief: Tear into Page x2 Combo

[XXXXYYYY]

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Okay, who flipped Vriska's bitch switch back from "Helpful" to "Wreck Self-Esteem. Again."?

Poor Jape.

[flabort]

Vriska is toxic. Always has been.

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Jape. Heheh. Lol.

[penguinofhonor]

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[frostshotgg]

I forgot how obnoxious Jake was. please die for real.

[Putnam]

wha

you were

you were complaining about vriska earlier

and this update made you hate jape?

[XXXXYYYY]

Jape just can't catch a break, can he?
Seriously, though. This line immediately stuck out to me:

VRISKA: It's time to face the facts. You're never going to have that "8ig moment" that vindic8tes your arc of personal development. It's just not going to happen!

Something tells me that the Pages aren't the only ones.

[frostshotgg]

wha

you were

you were complaining about vriska earlier

and this update made you hate jape?

i actually hate all of the trolls and the alpha kids. The only acceptable characters are the beta kids and the dancestors. Roxy can come too.

[Darkmere]

I... laughed way more than I should have at all that, but I don't feel even a little bit guilty. Tavros and Jape both suck and are babies who poop their diapers really hard.

Vriska's kind of a bitch most of the time, but she's always fun to watch. I can't think of a single time I've enjoyed anything from the other two except schadenfreude. Dirk at least had one awesome arc before he collapsed into a pile of bullshit.

Eridan was more entertaining in the single panel he was slaying angels on his planet than Tavros has been in the entire comic, combined.

[Teneb]

I really wish Jake's name in the Dialoglog would've changed to Jape by the end. Sadly, it was not to be.

[Darkmere]

Ah, looking back over it, I forgot to post something non-snarky. Apologies, I was busy fawning over Vriska.

I'd put some decent money on Penguinofhonor's theory and that the Scourge Sisters are playing sort of a long game, here. Jape Jake needs a real role model, not Tavros' fakey-fake nonsense. Rufioh pretty much always failed Tav, so that kind of posturing isn't what Jake needs - it's false hope. Probably also why Tav was ordered to be absent for so long... keep emotional distance.

The last conversation in the list is John and Jake. Jake really looks up to John and if anyone can give Jake real confidence, it's probably the Heir. That kind of friendship would be much more helpful/hopeful to Jake in the long run, in my opinion.

[hops]

Jake reminds me of myself.

Ouch.