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[uber pye]

well that was un expexted

>83

[Cheeetar]

What the shit.

[Vector]

What's with the disgust people?  This is AMAZING GODLIKE

I'm kind of disgusted by the large amount of abuse handed out in the "ideal troll relationship."

[Aqizzar]

What's with the disgust people?  This is AMAZING GODLIKE

I'm kind of disgusted by the large amount of abuse handed out in the "ideal troll relationship."

What's to say there's anything about anything we've seen that's "ideal" or even expected?  By rights, the men in every relationship so far seem quite taken aback, on top of goddamn terrified.

[Jim Groovester]

Whaaaaaaaat. Whyyyyyyyyy?

This is exactly what I was hoping was not going to happen.

I guess it's not as bad as I was expecting. It's kinda sweet, in a sort of malicious, spiteful way.

[Josephus]

It's like the robosmooch all over again.

At least we won't be staring at it for a week waiting for the page to change.

I have saved this page in my favorites, so that I can go back to in and relive my utter shock.

[dragnar]

This...is...I...don't...what...kiss...does not compute! *head explodes*

ERROR. ERROR. ERROR. SYSTEM MELTDOWN IMMINENT.

[Duke 2.0]

 Remembering previous troll relationships, this actually seems normal for them. The getups and everything.

[Josephus]

Still getting a massive kinky vibe here, though. Also note that dysfunctional bluebloods are involved in both of the relationships we've seen.

[Vector]

What's to say there's anything about anything we've seen that's "ideal" or even expected?  By rights, the men in every relationship so far seem quite taken aback, on top of goddamn terrified.

Ah: the hate/pity thing that the trolls keep on describing made me think that there was some sort of "ideal" and "expected" going on.  Plus, they're following a pattern...

(A pattern of two, to be sure, but that's a pattern)

[Knirisk]

Pupa will fly again! Fly, Pupa, fly!

[Cheeetar]

This pretty much confirms Andrew will ship each and every single troll. The forums will be alight.

[WorkerDrone]

If you think about it.

If she is doing all of this out of pity for the troll.

She must really really really pity him.

Or this really is some kinky ass shit what?

[Knirisk]

Or this really is some kinky ass shit what?

I'd like to think it's kinky ass shit. :3

[Josephus]

It actually somewhat matches the pattern established by Equius and Aradia. Equius wanted Aradia, but couldn't have her because she was lower-caste (also, dead). Solution? Build her a new body with blood to match his!

Vriska wants Tavros (?) but can't deal with the fact that he's paralyzed from the waist down. So she... uh, deals with it this way?