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[Osmosis Jones]

Ponychorale page dropping in 5... 4... 3...

[CJ1145]

HORSE ACCIDENT

[Solifuge]

I like how all the "Shitty Art Versions" of the characters, and even effects like the sword-is-missing-bubble, are the exact style of Problem Sleuth.

[freeformschooler]

HORSE ACCIDENT

My tear ducts hurt

[Dermonster]

The smutsword has been forged. Behold it's awe as you valiantly fail to keep your arms at your sides.

[Mageziya]

Bravo Caliborn.

Bra

vo.

[FuzzyZergling]

Bogus Dave better loot the fuck out of that ship and whale, or I'm going to be very disappointed.

[Rolan7]

Smut sword needs to level up for defeating that evil green witch who definitely isn't anyone's sister or a symbol thereof.

Smut sword mounts the POINTY PORN rung of its ecchi-laid-her!  Smut sword cops FOUR pages of additional smut and 13 god-tears!

[Liber celi]

The enemy party consists out of a rocketpunk robot, an evil witch and a wolf thing?

Artifact crafting?

All loot is porn?

I think Caliborn is the best game master and you can't sway me.

[Solifuge]

So, Witch = Condesce, Wolf = Jade, and Robot = Jane. I'm going to go on a limb, and assume the Horse is Arquisprite. You guys can sort out the symbolism for what's going to go down when Dirk gets back from that.

[freeformschooler]

Wait, what are those last loot drops from? Are those new panels?

[Remuthra]

Wait, what are those last loot drops from? Are those new panels?

They look like selections of Dirk's porn-making to me.

[Frumple]

Aye. The baby eating one was fairly memorable.

[Mageziya]

So, Witch = Condesce, Wolf = Jade, and Robot = Jane. I'm going to go on a limb, and assume the Horse is Arquisprite. You guys can sort out the symbolism for what's going to go down when Dirk gets back from that.

And John's going to accidentally hurt Roxy.

Or Hussie is pulling everyone's leg - Who am I kidding.

This is Hussie we're talking about.

This line concerns me though,
 
"THE WOLF THING CONSUMES THE CARCASS. AFTER HIS MEAL. HE LEAVES FULL AND SATISFIED. NEVER TO RETURN."

EDIT: What's worse, is Caliborn is probably trying to model what he's seen. After all, what's "drawing" is what he's pulling from his remarkably accurate, yet simultaneously shitty, memory. That, and he likely can't place the pieces together of what he's seen.

[Rolan7]

So, Witch = Condesce, Wolf = Jade, and Robot = Jane. I'm going to go on a limb, and assume the Horse is Arquisprite. You guys can sort out the symbolism for what's going to go down when Dirk gets back from that.

He refers to the wolf as "he" though, and it's black with red eyes.  If it were Jade it would have green eyes.  Bec doesn't visibly have red eyes, but carapaces are rendered very symbolically...  I think the wolf is probably Bec Noir.

Here's my theory in order from most to least certain:

Boat=Vriska: Clear reference to Team Treasure Hunt.  It seems to be merely observing, though.

Witch=Calliope: Green skin.  Caliborn calls her horrible, has her killed ASAP.  She drops erotic fan fiction when slain.  Possibly connected to or summoned by the boat.  Caliborn said Calliope's death would be her greatest achievement and that her friends would be happy, implying a plan where she lets the players kill her to save the day.

Wolf=Bec Noir: Or maybe the mayor, heh.  Om nom nom.

Robot=Arquiusprite: Robot with rectangle "eyes".  Blue because of Equius, though it is odd that Caliborn wouldn't draw Arquius red.  Not sure about this one.  The moustache makes me think Grandpa Harley, really.  That adventurous coot sure has a way of turning up unexpectedly (he did somehow reach the medium, he was on John's... planet...).

Dave=Dave.  I really am unsure about this.

Horse=Tavros }:D  Yes I am 100% sure of this it is totally going to be true and awesome I just have to believe a whole lot and then it becomes slightly less bullshit.

Overcautious spoiler for Bladekindeyewear prediction:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

There is a whole lot of evidence that Dave will die, probably in a heroic or suicidal self-sacrifice.  Bladekind predicted that Roxy (or maybe Davesprite?) might prevent this fate by dying in his place (In Roxy's case "stealing" his fate, and "Doing whatever is best for her children").  I don't think the horse is Roxy... My guess would be either Maplehoof or Davesprite.  Maaaybe Dirk.

Edit:
I'm starting to lean towards the horses being Dirk-brain-ghost-splinters serving as a communication system for the team, possibly relaying guidance information from Rose.  The undamaged horse being the "real" Dirk, fighting alongside Dave.