IDE/Theory time???????? Well, my theories are simple, for I am a very simple person. All this fancy aspect talk and class symbolism is something that can't really catch my drifting attention, so preoccupied with acquiring the next meal, so preoccupied with impressing the members of the opposite sex with my bulging torsal musculature.
Mei krazy theoriez(may have posted some already):
-There is a whole number of biological differences between the Paradox Clones and the other members of their species. Since their entire biological makeup is arbitrary(do they even HAVE a genom in the human sense? cells? organs?) they are just barely similiar enough to their "host species" that they aren't put in a governmental lab/culled at first sight. This is the reason all the kids were brought up quite isolated.
Bro and Mom might actually have been raised in a lab (or, in Bro's case, however Dirk raised himself) until they were old enough to hide the differences, or Grandpa Harley might have holden his hands over them.
All players are actually born with their Mythological Role powers, it just needs age and probably the act of entering SBURB and fulfilling crazy quests to fully activate them.
The kids have already started turning superhuman, and, in the latest Update, Dave is vehemently rejecting this development. We will see were this metamorphosis leadspthagn iä iä Cthulhu.
Indications: Jake's eyes, Dirk's dissapearing mouth, the fact that the only nonplayer-humans or trolls we saw were on photos(and Dad), Jake's horror when Jane actually developed a skin color(before the peachy debacle), the fact that Condy could hide really obvious speci-al features.
-Dad is the son of Condy and Sassacre. This is the reason he is at least 60 if one does the math but still your archetypical Papa instead of Opa, why he is so 1950s, why he and Mom hit it off so easily: he is aging really slowly. This in turn made Nanna and her husband Mr Egbert take him in when he was little and the Batterwitch disappeared. And it is why he shaves so religiously: lets just try not to imagine the Condesce's body hair.
-The disappearance of the Batterwitch in B1 means that Condy did not reach Earth via a Skaian Defense Portal, which would have put a copy of her into both universes. The only reasons for B1Condesce to vanish would be a) being defeated and killed by Grandpa Harley(highly improbable) b)noticing she's in the wrong time fork and switching semi-universes. The c) option of course would be she's been hiding in Egbert's cellar for thirty years by now and counting.
So how did she get into B1+2? Probably by infiltrating the Trolls' session and then Billy Slick. Somehow. Maybe by some handy universe travel device like the one in [s]Cascade. Mebbe the EXACT universe travel device from [s]Cascade?
-Skaia, as the embodyment of Paradox Space, is the final final endbonusextraboss. The boss battle is actually already running, too subtle and too disconnected to even notice. The powers that be have pushed their pawns and knights into position and begun the trading of pieces. A storm of fire is rising in even the most complacent of minds. The clock's hands are baulking against the pressing force of time, the tapes that measure form a gordian knot, all lights blind when they should illuminate. A thousand forced metaphors scream out in pain and then --are silenced.
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