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[Rose]

Surely there's a pair of pants they can find somewhere?

[ShoesandHats]

Wait, did Jade just make Jack so incredibly large that he couldn't see them, or did she just make him tiny and I'm very confused about the scale of everything?

[Dermonster]

Yes.

[CJ1145]

She teleported him to the border of the session.

[Bauglir]

Wait, did Jade just make Jack so incredibly large that he couldn't see them, or did she just make him tiny and I'm very confused about the scale of everything?

She moved him into the Furthest Ring.

[Aqizzar]

Wait, did Jade just make Jack so incredibly large that he couldn't see them, or did she just make him tiny and I'm very confused about the scale of everything?

Neither.  She threw him out of the universe.  Like a boss.

TODAY IS EVERYBODY-STARES-AT-JAKES-CROTCH-DAY

Spoiler: JADE: where are your pants? (click to show/hide)

JAKE: I took them off because i was banging your mom for a minute there.

[FuzzyZergling]

TODAY IS EVERYBODY-STARES-AT-JAKES-CROTCH-DAY

Every day is that day, though.

[alway]

Yay! The interesting characters are back!


Though they should have waited another week or so for the new ones to get mercilessly perma-killed first.

[Putnam]

preview of a (maybe far) future version of Fortbent:

Code: [Select]

-- in-game use only

--Teleports the creature straight up some or to a selected position, depending on the game mode

--relies on plugin that doesn't exist yet, this is here mostly because I like writing code :V
--targets represent what I would like these to be selected with :V
--local target = CONTEXT_CREATURE
--local targetLocation = CONTEXT_LOCATION


targetX = target.pos.x
targetY = target.pos.y
targetZ = target.pos.z
--0 is dorf mode
if gamemode==0 then
local teleportToZ = target.pos.z
repeat
teleportToZ = teleportToZ + 1
until dfhack.maps.isValidTilePos(targetX,targetY,teleportToZ) == false
teleportToZ = teleportToZ - 1
target.pos.z = teleportToZ
end
--1 is adventure mode
if gamemode==1 then
local target.pos = targetLocation
end

[Jim Groovester]

I saw the hole in the fourth wall and thought the miniature battleship was going to pierce through Jack's head like a relativistic bullet.

I think that would have been cooler, even if it wasn't fatal.

[Rolan7]

Well.  This was a long time coming.
I like how Jade isn't freaking out over meeting her sorta-grandpa.  Like she actually understands what's going on and... yeah.  I'm just happy they're back.

[armeggedonCounselor]

I'll admit, that last panel is the first time I've really laughed at this comic in a long time.

[penguinofhonor]

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[Liber celi]

A mediocre climax, but a good gag, and seeing Jade again is good for my blood pressure.

I really like the panel where Jack hangs outside the session. Ready to smash into a meteor.

[Soadreqm]

Hot damn. Was Jade always this competent? She's been in the session for less than a minute, and she's already saved her ecto-parents from getting embarrassingly killed by LE Noir. Well, at least the new batch of kids isn't going to be disappointed in meeting their parent figures.