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[MadocComadrin]

Objective, what you just said was both non-nonsensical and suggestive.

Nonsensical is the best type of suggestive! :3

Also, with all this Zillium, do you think we're going to see someone craft the Warhammer of Zillyhoo?

[Putnam]

No last sessions imps were unkillable, these ones were just so tough that is was easier to go grist diving in caverns and such.

No imps were ever unkillable. Dave even said they were pretty easy to kill if you can stop time.

[Darvi]

Which John then proceeded to do.

[CJ1145]

I was holding out hope that this trickster bullshit was just going to be a joke. Like on the next panel, it would be 'ha ha no that didn't happen that's utterly fucking ridiculous.'

Welp.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on. I can safely say that nothing in Homestuck has prepared me for this, since up to this point at the very least Homestuck resembled itself.

If I hadn't gave up trying to comprehend this story a while ago, I sure as hell would give it up now.

Ditto.  At least it's probably intermission time now.  I mean we are just burning through these sections, what is this now, Intermission 5?

Not that I'm going to be reading it, you understand, because I'm sick of this bullshit.

So you keep saying.

[Hubris Incalculable]

MINIATuRE uPDOOT.

And O_o

[Darvi]

So zetta slow, man. So zetta slow.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Oh, wow. ooops. I thought I checked up-page, but i guess I didn't look hard enough.

[Solifuge]

This is the parallel of Rose going grimdark, right?

Dangit, I feel dumb for not having noticed that foil earlier. Despite all the bullshit and whatnot, there's always a weird underlying sense of order to this thing.

Not that I'm going to be reading it, you understand, because I'm sick of this bullshit.

What's that, Tsundereqizzar?

[Liber celi]

This is the parallel of Rose going grimdark, right?

A parody thereof, I think.
You remember how Rose has this snarling nihilism and attraction to the macabre and this general self-destructivity just physically overwhelming her at some point? Yeah, and Jane has candy.

Say no to suckers, kids.

_{The whole grimdark thing was not really satisfyingly used for character development, and I am afraid there will be parallels here}

[freeformschooler]

Jane's world looked like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory after filling up with all those rainbows and shrubberies and candies.

Well, she is the Maid of Life.

[Jelle]

What did I just watch. Even the motherfucken clown looks like he doesn't know what's goin on. Just wtf. 

[RedWick]

You know who should be given the sucker for safe keeping?  The Mayor.  There's no way that could backfire!

[Blade Master Model 42]

We have failed to ask the most important question out of this update: Where is Jane flying to? Seriously, this is an important factor here.

My guess? She's flying to go see Jake, where she will...

*Dons sunglasses*

Give him some sugar.

[Darvi]

*slaps BMM*

[FuzzyZergling]

This is the parallel of Rose going grimdark, right?

She went giddypastel.