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[Darvi]

Notice the rings below her eyes? Yeah.

On the other hand, she's also a lot more balanced than most trolls, so she probably didn't need one so much in the first place.

[Putnam]

I'm freaking out over this. Lord English has too many parallels to Majin Buu:

Spoiler: Let me count the ways... (click to show/hide)

indestructible through most normal means: check

screams holes in reality: check

completely fucking evil AND insane: check

kind of stupid: check

expelled the good part out of him forcefully: check

starts out as a stunted tool and eventually turns into a big buff guy: check

likes sweets: check

Wants someone to fight that will beat him: check

On the speculation side, May take over the one who defeats him

The best part: ever since Lord English has appeared, the amount of Dragon Ball Z references have increased infinity fold. Of course, there were none before him. There have been since he appeared.

Surely this would require Hussie to watch The Japanese Animes. We might be wandering into unintentional reference territory.

Of course, the references are all stupid memes, but they're still references.

Fridge horror: Nepeta never used a recoupracoon.

Meaning she's been having the horrible nightmares every day of her life.

And she seems totally normal.

Either she's made of Iron or she's a lot crazier on the inside than on the outside.

Neither did Tavros. They're both the nicest trolls around, though Tavros has become pretty douchey.

[Duke 2.0]

 Well clearly Kurloz never sent nightmares to Nepeta because she reminded him of his alternate reality lady.

[Darvi]

The avian conquistador speaks the truth.

[Graknorke]

Tavros did get in his recoupracoon almost as soon as he was introduced though; and the ramp's there. So it might just be intermittent.

[Putnam]

dat update.

dat TWIST.

[Darvi]

Not much of a twist. We all knew that Cal is a possessed hell-puppet.

[FuzzyZergling]

Cal is winking at me.
I feel uncomfortable.

[penguinofhonor]

Lil Cal is literally Lord English.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Lil Cal is literally Lord English.

Yep. It's about as much of a surprise as Calliope and Caliborn sharing a body.

[Darvi]

Wait.

We knew that Cal and LE were closely linked. But if Lil' Cal is LE...

Spoiler: THAT MEANS HE'S ALREADY HERE! (click to show/hide)

[Bauglir]

No worries, that's just a representation of the real thing. Note the too-thin cheeks, and the immobile, closed mouth.

[Duke 2.0]

 There is only one Juju. Anything that looks like it is just a fakey fake fake

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

 But if you believe in it enough, it may just become a little less fake

[Jim Groovester]

Not much of a twist. We all knew that Cal is a possessed hell-puppet.

We didn't know that he was Lord English's possessed hell-puppet.

I mean.

Not for certain.

[Aqizzar]

At this point the only real questions are how much more heavily Hussie is going to lay on the borderline (borderline?) pornographic description of Caliborn impregnating a puppet, and how literally he's going to take it.

Ironically, a friend of mine is actually kinda sorta interested in reading Homestuck, after I told him it'll be ending this year.  Naturally, when I'm supposed to be selling this rag we hit one of those points in the story that I'm not even going to try to defend.