TT: So tight.
TT: Tighter than a jar you can't open.
TT: For instance, you try repeatedly.
TT: But as it turns out, my hacks are so tight you just end up putting the jar back. Presumably into the refrigerator, or a cabinet.
TT: You then say, "I didn't have that much of a desire for pickles in the first place."
TT: But we both know that statement is insincere. A classic case of what humans call, "sour grapes."
TT: In reality, you still harbor a burning desire for my pickles, mother fucker.
Lil Hal, no. You do not get to rip off Roxy's lines. She is a much better character than you, she is leagues ahead of everyone in this session.
Anyway, other than that this was an interesting look into what a Prince of Heart's trials involve. Constantly being confronted with splinters of himself, having to realize what people see when they talk to him and see all of his gaping flaws. Pretty interesting, fan session writers ought to take note of this convo. You can probably come up with quite a bit from this about what Heart players go through.
And Gamzee just...goddammit Gamzee, go away. You're a weird clown that does things for reasons that make no sense to anyone else and works for Lord English. You're a glorified plot device. I mean, all characters in fiction exist on some level to advance the plot (at least, the ones that aren't just background filler do), but you're obvious about it. Just go away, I never liked you.
And no Christmas alchemy yet?
Okay, that bit where Dirk was ranting about how he hates himself and AR was begging for his life was kind of terrifying for a second there.
Yeah, that was pretty dark. Really goes to show that some of these characters have serious issues.
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