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[Phantom of The Library]

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A little thing I'd like to note that I saw elsewhere on the internet. Jade was always interested and wanted to be a furry, and she became one when she merged with Becsprite. Kanaya wanted to become a rainbow drinker, and became one. Calliope hates being a cherub and wants to be a troll. And they are all space players. Anyone else seeing a pattern? If Callie is somehow resurrected, it may not be as a cherub.

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1. Callie Ophee's horns are the same as Gamzee's horns, and both paint their faces.
2. Gamzee is the most important character in Homestuck. Apparently now so is Callie.

Therefore Callie's soul merges with or otherwise becomes Gamzee.

It's the only logical conclusion.

Why is this so disturbingly possible...

[RedWick]

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A little thing I'd like to note that I saw elsewhere on the internet. Jade was always interested and wanted to be a furry, and she became one when she merged with Becsprite. Kanaya wanted to become a rainbow drinker, and became one. Calliope hates being a cherub and wants to be a troll. And they are all space players. Anyone else seeing a pattern? If Callie is somehow resurrected, it may not be as a cherub.

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1. Callie Ophee's horns are the same as Gamzee's horns, and both paint their faces.
2. Gamzee is the most important character in Homestuck. Apparently now so is Callie.

Therefore Callie's soul merges with or otherwise becomes Gamzee.

It's the only logical conclusion.

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Not to mention that Gamzee has been practicing with merging souls by tossing the bodies of his dead friends into Kernelsprites.  All Gamzee needs to do is find Cally's body, off himself and arrange to throw both bodies into an untyped sprite.

[Osmosis Jones]

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Not to mention that Gamzee has been practicing with merging souls by tossing the bodies of his dead friends into Kernelsprites.  All Gamzee needs to do is find Cally's body, off himself and arrange to throw both bodies into an untyped sprite.

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He doesn't need to off himself first; see orange creamsicle davesprite

[FuzzyZergling]

I think it's okay to stop spoilering things now.

[Rose]

Guys, guys.

Guys, what if...


What if HIC actually arranged this meeting?

Think about it. It's been mentioned that she hates serving LE.

What if she's covertly using Roxy and the other kids to take him out?

[Bauglir]

Guys, guys.

Guys, what if...


What if HIC actually arranged this meeting?

Think about it. It's been mentioned that she hates serving LE.

What if she's covertly using Roxy and the other kids to take him out?

I wouldn't be even slightly surprised, particularly if LE knows that certain parts had to have happened (her kidnapping by HIC, for instance) because he learned it as Caliborn, and is therefore bound to enforce it in order to ensure his own ascendance, even as it sets in motions that ultimately lead to his demise.

[Solifuge]

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A little thing I'd like to note that I saw elsewhere on the internet. Jade was always interested and wanted to be a furry, and she became one when she merged with Becsprite. Kanaya wanted to become a rainbow drinker, and became one. Calliope hates being a cherub and wants to be a troll. And they are all space players. Anyone else seeing a pattern? If Callie is somehow resurrected, it may not be as a cherub.

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1. Callie Ophee's horns are the same as Gamzee's horns, and both paint their faces.
2. Gamzee is the most important character in Homestuck. Apparently now so is Callie.

Therefore Callie's soul merges with or otherwise becomes Gamzee.

It's the only logical conclusion.

You have all the best theories, the best.

D'awww... postulating and hypothesizing is about all I'm good for, I'm afraid.

In other news: secret origins of Caliborn revealed!

[Darvi]

OOOOOOOOOLD.

[Solifuge]

(Yeah yeah, but I was reminded of it recently. And it's still hilarious)

[Putnam]

update

I'm giggling like a god damned SCHOOLGIRL at that last page

[Max White]

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And so Aradias rise into god tier finally makes fucking sense.

[Urist Imiknorris]

As if it didn't from Cascade?

[FuzzyZergling]

For some reason I thought that some sort of First Guardian/Green Sun power had to strike the killing blow for Slab-resurrection to work.
I guess not.

[Putnam]

For some reason I thought that some sort of First Guardian/Green Sun power had to strike the killing blow for Slab-resurrection to work.
I guess not.

That was mostly a joke theory because we'd never seen it any other way

[Max White]

As if it didn't from Cascade?

I don't like to make assumptions from single events, especially in Homestuck. You never know when things you though were meaningful really weren't, or things that seemed pointless were everything.