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[Johnfalcon99977]

Looks like its physically impossible to kill the clown. Ever. This is from word of the Huss.

No matter how many bullets you unload into him, he Just. Keeps. Coming. Back.

On the bright side, however, this means an entire intermission of Caliborn slapping a clown about.

[Max White]

I really hope there comes a point in the future when LE is on a killing rampage, comes across Gamzee and Hussie throws in the elevator music.

[Osmosis Jones]

I don't know whhy, but I have a weird feeling that when Caliborn turns on the radio tower, he's gonna get possessed by the narrator dude...

[Aqizzar]

Hussie, you have a system for this.

Spoiler: And you are making a mockery of that system. (click to show/hide)

We get it man, you think it's funny when people get mad at your comic and keep reading it anyway.  We know, we wouldn't be here if we didn't know.  Now for the love of fuck, just tell your goddamn story for once.

[Trapezohedron]

Theory: Narrator guy isn't Hussie, but Doc Scratch preparing for the arrival of LE.

[Diablous]

Because you can't kill him! He's the most important character in...
IN WHAT.
Well, ok. Maybe not the MOST important.
But he's still really important!

And it's confirmed, Gamzee isn't the most important character in Homestuck. He's just really important. Which of course begs the question of who actually is the most important character. Eh, we'll find out eventually.

And man, Gamzee is crazily loyal considering how many bullets he's been filled with and he's still cheerfully trying to help Caliborn.

[Darvi]

Because you can't kill him! He's the most important character in...
IN WHAT.
Well, ok. Maybe not the MOST important.
But he's still really important!

And it's confirmed, Gamzee isn't the most important character in Homestuck. He's just really important. Which of course begs the question of who actually is the most important character. Eh, we'll find out eventually.

Question: Hoe long does it take for everybody to realize that this question has already been answered?

[Graknorke]

Hmm, someone mentioned that tower looking like a Christmas tree before.
And we're almost at Christmas right? Anyway, that tower looks to have a lot of sections that have to be unlocked. Perhaps it could be possible that he will unlock one new feature per update/day in his argument with the narrator. And I don't know about anyone else, but I thinking of Advent calendars. It is time for Caliborn to learn the true meaning of Christmas.
Crackpot theories yay!

[TherosPherae]

You are going to prove all the haters wrong, exceed your own limitations by miles, and accomplish more than you ever dreamed possible.

How much do you guys want to bet that these miles will be of the red variety?

[Slayerhero90]

Gamzee's stubborn. I AM THE ONLY ONE PERMITTED TO BE STUBBORN!

[Liber celi]

A Homestuck Advent Calendar?
In Homestuck?

I am throwing money at the screen right now.

[GlyphGryph]

Seriously, guys. Gamzee may not be god-tier, but he's at least at the top his echeladder. Caliborn as a basic rifle, and he's clearly at the bottom of his.

It doesn't matter what it looks like, each of those bullets is probably doing only a single point of damage, and Gamzee likely has well over 9000 HP. None of them are even criticals.

[Bauglir]

I am throwing money at the screen right now.

Shit, why did I have to stock up on quarters today? It was a bad idea to follow suit with the nearest money to hand.

Seriously, guys. Gamzee may not be god-tier, but he's at least at the top his echeladder. Caliborn as a basic rifle, and he's clearly at the bottom of his.

It doesn't matter what it looks like, each of those bullets is probably doing only a single point of damage, and Gamzee likely has well over 9000 HP. None of them are even criticals.

On the other hand, we've seen people kill others who are significantly more powerful than them. Terezi killed Vriska despite Vriska being a god, for instance. I think there might be plenty of cutscene deaths around.

[Slayerhero90]

I'm rereading Homestuck for the first time.

[GlyphGryph]

On the other hand, we've seen people kill others who are significantly more powerful than them. Terezi killed Vriska despite Vriska being a god, for instance. I think there might be plenty of cutscene deaths around.

Actually, we don't really know exactly how much more powerful Vriska was, at least healthwise. Clearly, she had a great many powerful special god-tier abilities, but most of them seemed to be based around dealing damaged and avoiding damage completely - the thief doesn't exactly seem like a tank class, and she probably didn't worry too much about it since she'd almost always resurrect.

Terezi, meanwhile, had a top-tier weapon, and was at the top of her ladder (like all the trolls). It's obvious that a top-tier weapon wielded by a top-tier troll is perfectly capable of one-shotting another troll (although it isn't guaranteed - after all, Sollux survived). And Terezi clearly benefited from a critical backstab that she KNEW in advance would be a critical backstab.