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[Karnewarrior]

Dirty Homestuck Confessions

Googled. Now I never want to go back there.

As far as I can tell it's your regular homesmut with a dash more creeper and in first person?

But I only read the first page of the Tumblr.

[Jim Groovester]

Seems decent enough, maybe a touch marysueish but definitely not awful.

I'm incredibly disappointed that the guy's playing it straight.

Why waste $10000 on a serious attempt to make a decent fantroll.

[Teneb]

"the real beta". Not what I expected.

[Dermonster]

Philosophy!

[freeformschooler]

That fifteen-year-old needs a swift kick in the ass.

[CJ1145]

Vaguely uplifting.

Think I would have preferred a virus.

Never even got a chance to make a group... I think I need to find a Homestuck RP to scratch this newfound itch

[Aqizzar]

That fifteen-year-old needs a swift kick in the ass.

...a sort of social experiment...

Two sentences in, flaming douchebag detected.  I would have greatly preferred some diehard trolling, that would have been entertaining.  Gimme the skinny, is it worth reading?

[Dermonster]

blah blah life is worth living blah blah infinite possibilities blah blah kids never been in the poorhouse most likely.

[Cerol Lenslens]

Yeah, me too.
Just hope that if it isn't real, it's at least not a virus. I mean I'll laugh my ass off if it turns out to be some trolling, especially if it's done well.

Commence laughter ==>

[freeformschooler]

Instead of instilling a feeling of disappointment, I would like to leave you with a feeling of hope. Just because I have not created an SBURB file does not mean that such a thing will not ever exist, because I believe in you as a fandom - or as individuals - to do whatever you please with the creativity you have been blessed with.

That's pretty much the skinny. Not even funny, just a dude trying really hard to be a first year Sociology student or something.

I would have settled with something funny like trolling yeah or even just some sort of meta-fanfiction.

[Aqizzar]

In a vastly more important turn of events, Hussie upgraded the Kickstarter rewards again, and the million dollar tier (god damn) is coming up fast.

Y'know, for a hundred bucks, this better be the best damn keychain I've ever seen.  But what if I shell out another thirty smackers for a deck of cards?  Yeah, then I'll be getting my money's worth.

[Dermonster]

Where did he update them?

I've refreshed kickstarter and theres nothing new.

[Diablous]

"the real beta". Not what I expected.

Feh, figured it wasn't real. But, after that vaguely positive and uplifting bit of philosophy, I can't bring myself to hate him for this. Probably because I'm a sentimental idiot. Or he's an ass and I'm too sleep deprived to realize it. Either way, at least it is over.

[Dermonster]

Oh there it goes.

[Aqizzar]

Where did he update them?

I've refreshed kickstarter and theres nothing new.

The stretcheladder picture.  Also the new Slickpak over in the sidebar.  He's just making a post about it every time I guess.

"the real beta". Not what I expected.

Feh, figured it wasn't real. But, after that vaguely positive and uplifting bit of philosophy, I can't bring myself to hate him for this. Probably because I'm a sentimental idiot. Or he's an ass and I'm too sleep deprived to realize it. Either way, at least it is over.

Suit yourself, I'm perfectly capable of hating people for expressions of vapid optimism.  If I hated myself enough to have a tumblr account, I'd just spam him with "Go be fauxlightened somewhere else, child."

I don't know when I started turning into a spiteful old man, but be damned if I'm going to regret it.