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[Rose]

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[Cerol Lenslens]

Pretty neat, if simple, puzzle shit going on. Speculation: behind the door is the last survivor, the last denizen, of the planet.

Heroes promoted to nobles-> their people craft giant amounts of useless crap-> everyone dies and the land is devastated

...why has nobody drawn the connection to DF yet?

So CD and JN were tantrumming?

Spoiler: Walkthrough for the lazy (click to show/hide)

-Walk away from the hole. Examine surroundings if you want to.
-At the split, go right, t, and pick up Seb. Talk to UU
-Go  back to the first split, go left, enter the doorway, go all the way inside and take the skull. Talk to Rox if you want.
-Back outside, go to the building in the background, enter, read slabs. Caution, might be NSFW.
-Go further inside, pick up skull, go up, use first skull in indentation. Talk to Jake.
-Go isnide pagoda and read engravings. Have Seb go up, and turn the lanterns thrice.
-Go back to the cave where you found the first skull and activate the orange switch. Take other skull.
-Go back to lanterns, rotate another three times. Take Seb.
-Go to where you talked to UU, and go further ahead. Send Seb down the hole and enter the Mausoleum.
-Enter doorway ant take skull. Oh no! Be dwarfy.
-Sacrifice the blasphemous cake and go all the way back to where you found the first skull.
-If you have read Problem Sleuth, you'll know what to do.

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Don't forget to carve the seed pod before you launch it, (by clicking the tablet to the left of the pod) or else Jane will never have her shot at Jake again! (Unless you're a Jake/Dirk shipper, in which case don't carve the seed pod.  )

[Soadreqm]

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Don't forget to carve the seed pod before you launch it, (by clicking the tablet to the left of the pod) or else Jane will never have her shot at Jake again! (Unless you're a Jake/Dirk shipper, in which case don't carve the seed pod.  )

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Isn't Jake sort of

well

dead?

[Darvi]

You can do wha-*derpface* dammit, romance.

[Aqizzar]

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Don't forget to carve the seed pod before you launch it, (by clicking the tablet to the left of the pod) or else Jane will never have her shot at Jake again! (Unless you're a Jake/Dirk shipper, in which case don't carve the seed pod.  )

But that's not...

Welp.  I didn't even see that as a carving of him.  Guess who I did see it as a carving of?  And so we come to plot.  Ah, the myriad possibilities of sloppily made wishes.

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Bernie LOMAX from Weekend at Bernie's. Jake's favorite movie.

[Diablous]

That was a pretty enjoyable update. Some neat puzzles, cool backstory through the tablets (I always find exposition a bit more enjoyable when its through these game segments instead of through narration or pesterlogs), a few nice jokes and some good music playing throughout the whole thing. I wouldn't mind seeing more updates like this. I always like these game sequences.

[SirAaronIII]

Mmmm yes Rain

gotta buy more music
gotta get all the music

[Rolan7]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Don't forget to carve the seed pod before you launch it, (by clicking the tablet to the left of the pod) or else Jane will never have her shot at Jake again! (Unless you're a Jake/Dirk shipper, in which case don't carve the seed pod.  )

But that's not...

Welp.  I didn't even see that as a carving of him.  Guess who I did see it as a carving of?  And so we come to plot.  Ah, the myriad possibilities of sloppily made wishes.

I made the same mistake at first, but now I thinking you're on to something.

[JoshuaFH]

I suspect that once Jane hits god tier, she can return all the life to her miserable little world.

[Darvi]

Make that all of the worlds. I doubt that her civilization is the only one that has died out over the centuries.

[Jelle]

LoMaX Land of Magic and Xenon of course! What else could it be?
Apart from that wild guess I can't imagine what the others are.

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Agh why did I forget to pick up lil' seb once I got the beam to shine into the dark pit. I hate running back and forth >.>

[Jim Groovester]

Hey, look, an update. I wonder if it's inter-

Nope.

[zchris13]

Hey, look, an update. I wonder if it's inter-

Nope.

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff time. Everybody, hold onto your hats.

[Solifuge]

Spoilers and Speculation:
Now, is it becase Jake's dreamself died in Skaia, or because the volcano got him that he didn't get into the game? The former implies that he probably didn't just die on Earth.

Also, assuming Jake English becomes/directly contributes to Lord English... does that mean Jade is to Bec Noir as Jane/Dirk is to Lord English?

:O

[zchris13]

Jake isn't a dog with a master and no crazy relationship shenanigans have taken place yet. So we have no idea.