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[Aqizzar]

I don't even remember anybody actually quoting anything from the update.

Yeah, that may be part of the problem.  Case in point:

Just because the reckoning didn't happen doesn't mean that portals didn't happen.

Yes it does.

DAVE: no meteors came at all
DAVE: you mean by fucking up and having to scratch we also sort of saved earth in the process
ROSE: Again: sort of.
ROSE: And it's not that there were no meteors whatsoever.
ROSE: Just the vast majority of the destructive onslaught never showed up.
ROSE: But delivering the temple to the site of the forge is still integral to jumpstarting the session.
ROSE: That meteor however could have been propelled through a portal by any means, not just via the reckoning.

I think I'll draw a diagram or something.

[Darvi]

We don't know if that's Skaia's doing. Could just as well be an inherent quality of the clouds.

-stuff-

I think that could just as well mean it comes from a different,, non-void session.

[zchris13]

-stuff-

I think that could just as well mean it comes from a different,, non-void session.

No that's bullshit. Skia doesn't use doomed timelines like that I don't think. Only things that aren't Skia (like Dave and Aradia) use doomed timelines like that.

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[Darvi]

A failed session does not a doomed timeline make.

[Interus]

A failed session does not a doomed timeline make.

Aren't doomed timelines and paradox space and all that stated to be part of how the game works at some point way in the past?

[Darvi]

Which still has nothing to do with failed sessions.

A doomed timeline happens when causality gets fucked.

A failed session is when the players fail to defeat the king. A session can fail while still being part of the alpha timeline.

[zchris13]

Darvi, may I ask you to start at the beginning of your argument again? What are you arguing in the first place?

[ShoesandHats]

Oh god. Here comes more weird plot shit that I don't understand at all because it comes from previous weird plot shit that I didn't understand when it was introduced either.

[Cerol Lenslens]

Is it wrong that as soon as I read this line:

ROSE: A universe has a reproductive system that spreads many seeds, as it were, most of which never come to fruition.

I thought of this?

It'd be such a wonderful troll if it turned out that both sets of kid sessions were infertile, and existed as a distraction for Lord English, while fedorafreak got on with the Serious Business of creating the true next generation in the cycle.

[freeformschooler]

Oh God, I lost it at the last update. 

DAVE: all these fuckin
DAVE: momtraps and sistertraps

[Aqizzar]

ROSE: You're specifically wondering why I wasn't forthcoming with an answer to your question at the time, "hey who was that choice babe in the pajamas?"
DAVE: god fucking dammit

...

DAVE: what a joke i hope skaia gets to have a good laugh over shit like this
DAVE: wait i forgot skaia doesnt laugh it just "sees" and "knows"
DAVE: its like a huge blue perv thats mad jazzed for kidcest

Cue ten million fanarts.

Spoiler: Derse Team Assemble (click to show/hide)

[applesauce machine]

I'm not sure if [any of this] makes sense, my mind is full of fuck.

Oh god. Here comes more weird plot shit that I don't understand at all because it comes from previous weird plot shit that I didn't understand when it was introduced either.

All of this.

Also, I saw this and then I was like:
Wait okay so, there's Dave and Bro/Dirk, there's Rose and Mom/Roxy, there's Jade and Grandpa/Jake, and John and Nanna/Jane and... wait. Who's Dad?
IDE/Theory: Dad is FF.

[CJ1145]

I'm not sure if [any of this] makes sense, my mind is full of fuck.

Oh god. Here comes more weird plot shit that I don't understand at all because it comes from previous weird plot shit that I didn't understand when it was introduced either.

All of this.

Also, I saw this and then I was like:
Wait okay so, there's Dave and Bro/Dirk, there's Rose and Mom/Roxy, there's Jade and Grandpa/Jake, and John and Nanna/Jane and... wait. Who's Dad?
IDE/Theory: Dad is FF.

Dad is Jane/John's biological son that they had with some man/woman or another.

[Furtuka]

Where do you guys get all these wonderful images?

[ShoesandHats]

Where do you guys get all these wonderful images?

I'll assume you're referring to my absolutely beautiful Eridan duck. I drew it myself!