And as always, Rainbow Dash is best pony.
It's not enough that Bro Strider is a confirmed Brony, but it's a Rainbow Dash poster too. Let the insinuations commence.
I'm not entire sure if I love him or hate him. He has Dave's sense of humor with Rose's gift for elucidation. It's an affect so developed it's almost intangible. It also makes his rather bizarre behavior in the pre-Scratch universe more understandable.
I do know he's OP as shit though. Awake and asleep at the same time? Although I guess Sollux had something like that going on. All the same, I'm wondering why both characters are so well versed in the cosmology of Derse and Prospit, like this is somehow a normal thing for more than one of them.
Eh, when you think about it it's not really THAT different than what the Trolls were up to. Aradia already pretty much had all of the ghosts telling her everything she would need to know about the game, not to mention the sheer overpowered-ness of half of them. Think about it, Equius' ancestor seemed to be perfectly normal-strength, just a really burly dude. Equius, the one more tailored to play Sburb, is a super-strong unrelenting force of bestality-fueled nature. Not to mention, there's only four Alpha Kids, so they would need the strength of the entire troll session essentially rolled into them.
Of course it's OP and stupid, but it's meant to be that way.
Oh lord why am I defending this