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[Darvi]

GODDAMMIT DOUBLE MOEBIUS REACHAROUND VIRUS.

:3

Either I ninja'd you, or you ninja'd me.

The time tags say he ninja'd you.

[Powder Miner]

Double Moebius reacharound ninja.

[Osmosis Jones]

So, discussion time...


Headcanon is as follows; Ro-lal knew Jane would succumb to the temptation of playing the game, and used it as a method for eliminating the subversive crockercorp craputer. She will have similar shenaninnygans to remove the rest, forcing Jane to use a non-crockercorpcomp. Or so she plans. However, the headband will somehow, due to weird time shit, survive all of Ro-lal's attempts to nuke it, and thus Jane will start playing on that.

Due to the batterwitch's evil influence, Jane then powergames like Vriska on speed, ultimately becoming an immortal unstoppable juggernaut, while at the same time having all her morals and friendship eroded. Eventually, she kills BC and becomes the new batterwitch, and must in turn be brought down by a union of Jake, Ro??, Di??, Dad, Rose, Dave, Fedora Freak, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff (as played by Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller).

Shortly afterwards, the kids and trolls arrive in the scratch world.

Sloppy makeouts ensue.

[Max White]

I really hope Jane and shit exploding when ever she goes to use it becomes a theme here...

[Johnfalcon99977]

I think Ro?? just has such extremely crappy computing skills that every time someone runs a program she made the computer explodes.

[Max White]

That would be amazing.

[Darvi]

Considering she's at the very least competent at hacking, I very, very much doubt that.

[Aqizzar]

She repeatedly insisted that her "hacking" skill amounts to be really good at finding stuff on the Internet.  It's a joke.

I think Ro?? just has such extremely crappy computing skills that every time someone runs a program she made the computer explodes.

At least she recognizes it and employs it as a strength.  That's a world beyond what Karkat ever managed.

[Darvi]

She repeatedly insisted that her "hacking" skill amounts to be really good at finding stuff on the Internet.  It's a joke.

She also helped Di?? in acquiring the bunny. Unless Dave's security is ironically terrible and Di?? was merely humouring her.

[CJ1145]

Dave's probably already donated all his shitty bunny technology to charity. Ironically. As we speak, all over the Alpha Earth there are senior citizens and disabled people being assisted by state-of-the-art mecha-bunnies, each and every one named after an animal that in no way resembles a rabbit.

[Darvi]

Except this shitty technology was all Di??'s.

[CJ1145]

Except this shitty technology was all Di??'s.

Exactly. Why use his own style of irony when he can use his brother's?

Ironic.

[Darvi]

Not... really, no.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Thats not ironic bro. Sorry.

[CJ1145]

Thats not ironic bro. Sorry.

If you pay attention, you'll notice almost nothing about Dave or Bro is actual irony. It's just that sort of internet retardation that plagues memes. Mind you, I love it to death, but it's not actual irony. Thus, it's ironic that I am attempting to use this retardation, as well as define it as actual irony.