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Dermonster

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Re: MSPA Homestuck: letmetellyou
« Reply #33075 on: December 21, 2011, 03:07:08 pm »

Whatever you want to name this weapon, I can describe it as a life-leeching, infinite reach trident. The pointy edges of it are probably made out of Metroid fangs, with runic etchings and symbols inscribed on it. At least half of the trident itself is within a miniaturized floating stargate, and because of that, it has infinite length (warping to strike a target).

The Parasitic Omni-Pitcher.

Struggled for a bit on the 'pitchfork' part of it, but I think it's... decent? No... sounds like a baseball glove really. Hmm...
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: letmetellyou
« Reply #33076 on: December 21, 2011, 03:17:51 pm »

So apparently I am Spades. It's me.

Amazon just sent me an email advertising... licorice scotty dogs? Dear gods, what are the odds on that? I'm certain I've never ordered any kind of candy at all, and reasonably sure that I haven't even looked at that page before.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: letmetellyou
« Reply #33077 on: December 21, 2011, 03:25:26 pm »

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Re: MSPA Homestuck: letmetellyou
« Reply #33078 on: December 21, 2011, 03:29:02 pm »

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Grenades?
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: letmetellyou
« Reply #33079 on: December 21, 2011, 03:38:26 pm »

's a pop-o car bomb.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: letmetellyou
« Reply #33080 on: December 21, 2011, 03:39:42 pm »

Oh gods, he throws grenades that drive and spew out tons of smoke to obscure the enemies vision before exploding.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: letmetellyou
« Reply #33081 on: December 21, 2011, 03:41:55 pm »

Into a bunch of plastic balls.

Maybe they can choke to death on them, but I find the prospect of them exploding into the sound of incessant rattling for 5 hours more appealing.
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"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: letmetellyou
« Reply #33082 on: December 21, 2011, 03:43:40 pm »

Maybe it drives along with grenades rattling around inside and they pop out occasionally?
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: letmetellyou
« Reply #33083 on: December 21, 2011, 03:45:51 pm »

So is there only one alchemist left in the world or is there a reference I'm not getting here

The LITERATURE tag makes me think of the Neutronium Alchemist, which was named for a device that induced black holes or supernovae by being fired into a planet or star.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: letmetellyou
« Reply #33084 on: December 21, 2011, 03:57:17 pm »

I feel bad for Gamzee.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: letmetellyou
« Reply #33085 on: December 21, 2011, 05:38:43 pm »

All right everybody let's ignore Duke,

You'll never get rid of meeeeeeeeeeeee, I'll be crotchety and dismissive for as long as this thread lives!
What the Duke says.

And yeah, Gamzee is going to get it really bad. Also Aradia's face is really great. She's all like "LOOK IT'S DEATH AND I AM HAPPY ABOUT THAT". Gosh.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: letmetellyou
« Reply #33086 on: December 21, 2011, 05:41:28 pm »

Or he has been doing something that we don't understand with the head jars that will turn out to be incredibly important, and most likely redeem all of Gamzee's insane shit.

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Re: MSPA Homestuck: letmetellyou
« Reply #33087 on: December 21, 2011, 05:46:23 pm »

Dead troll's head ¦¦ live troll = Revived dead troll.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: letmetellyou
« Reply #33088 on: December 21, 2011, 05:49:30 pm »

So what, zombie trolls?

EDIT: Wait... I think I got it. They are going to visit the alpha SBurb session, right? The one where D??? strider can make an auto-responder of yourself from a brain scan?
I think the head jars are going to be scanned for making auto-responders, or variants there of. Bodies might also be involved.

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Re: MSPA Homestuck: letmetellyou
« Reply #33089 on: December 21, 2011, 05:52:36 pm »

And then everybody was a soulbot.
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