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[Darvi]

...Maybe?

I kinda dislike the implication that this has the possibility to canonize the Mock Mother.

With pansexual organisms with almost vestigal genders all bets are off anyway.


BWHAHAHAHA THIS IS COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS how can people even believe something like that.

[Furtuka]

Alpha John looks like he should be selling fried chicken

[Lofn]

Four Universal instances.

Instances.

Troll Alpha, Troll Beta, Kid Alpha, Kid Beta.

[Trapezohedron]

Double Mobius Double Universal Reacharound?

[Max White]

Since when did Aradia write in grey?

[Darvi]

Wait what?

[Max White]

It has gotta be her, or at least her ancestor.
^u^

[freeformschooler]

Who, what, how.

At first I thought this was bro.

Then I realized it was clearly fedorafreak's Guardian.

[Max White]

Well her ancestor is unaccounted for right now, isn't she? Vanished with time shenanigans Lord English? Plus they use similar smilies, that is pretty definitive.

[Bauglir]

My money is on 9 new trolls, since Hussie has apparently decided to run with the uracil schtick and 9 accounts for all possible permutations, but that leaves 3 ancestors unaccounted for. Hrrrm.

[Darvi]

Welp Fef's ancestor is busy being Betty Crocker so we can dismiss her already.

[Myroc]

Crackpot theory inbound.

So there's four universal instances, but that doesn't neccesarily mean that there are four universes. Universes, as we all know, are pretty damn huge. Yet in each session we only focus on the inhabitants of one single planet. Universes inherently contain a lot more planets than that though. What if an Earth and an Alternia exist in the same universe? I personally believe that the new human session-players exist on an Earth that is in the original troll universe, who in turn are communicating with trolls that exist on an Alternia that originates from the human universe.

Looking into it, there is some supportive proof of this. Disregarding the obvious Mobius-Double Reacharound, there's also the formerly established connection between the Betty Crocker brand and the Imperial CondenscewhatshernameIcantspellitright's flagship. We know the trolls are capable of interstellar travel. Despite the earlier-mentioned mindnumbing size, the possibility exists that they eventually reached Earth and influenced it somehow.

On that note, "Scratching" a session basically restarts it, while flipping around the roles of the ancestors, at least if I've understood it correctly. What if the restarted session took place in the other universe? It's implied that the kids are the guardians of the players of the new human session, atleast if SBaHJ the moive is anything to go about. The kids of this new session are communicating with troll kids that are the pre-scratched version of the ancestor trolls that originally exist in the human universe and...

I fully expect this theory to be undeniably shattered by staggering amounts of evidence, but it is there for your complentation nonetheless.

[Enzo]

UU: patience for yoUr growth as a hero of life.
UU: and patience for the coming of the other foUr of legend.
UU: a hero of breath and of light and of time and of space!

Wait what. Is she saying the Beta Universe kids are going to join the Alpha session? Because otherwise it implies a 5-kid Alpha session, which seems unlikely. Or I'm missing something.

[Darvi]

It's going to be a 15-kid 2-skaia session.

[Diablous]

UU: patience for yoUr growth as a hero of life.
UU: and patience for the coming of the other foUr of legend.
UU: a hero of breath and of light and of time and of space!

Wait what. Is she saying the Beta Universe kids are going to join the Alpha session? Because otherwise it implies a 5-kid Alpha session, which seems unlikely. Or I'm missing something.

Yeah, it looks like she's saying that the John and the old kids and trolls will join the new session and help the Jane and the new players. Which makes sense, because what else would they do with themselves, their lands, and their battlefield?