Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

pudding

pops

[Max White]

You wanna step up, and take a piece of my cake?
Take some notes boy, I'm gonna teach you how to bake!
I will grind your bones down into flour
Add some yeast and water and let you rise for an hour
Your rhymes are so soggy, and mine have such a nice crunch
So take a seat cupcake, coz you just got served lunch.

[Lofn]

Y'call that lunch, it ain't even a snack
Check your temp'rature gauges, y'shit's out of whack
That stink in the air is y'pastries aburnin'
So grab your mitts'n'screw off, let Loaf get a turn in.

I'll rise like a batch at ten thousand degrees
Crunch yo' crap 'neath my workboots like month-old cheese
Flip yo' trolley right over, 'cause y'not gunna need it
I'm the master fuckin' chef and your oven's my sandpit.

[Karnewarrior]

This whole deal is wiggity wiggity wack. :|

[Max White]

Master chef? Your just a kid with an apron
You burn anything harder than toast with cheese and bacon
How can you cook with gas when you don't even have a lighter?
It's my range with the sickest fire

Because the recipe
belongs to me
So can't you see
Your own monotony
You gotta be
Messing with me
To be
such a catastrophe

You don't even know
How to kneed dough
Just goes to show
That you gotta go
Coz your not ready for this bake show.

[Darvi]

When did this turn into rapstuck?

[Lofn]

Y'flames are sick like a frog with a cancer
But y'moves don't make you a kitchen dancer
I'll snap y'spatula like a stick of spaghetti
Feed the bits to ya face like Willie Moretti
I'll kick your racks to the ground, leave your bakery a sty
When I'm through with you'll be a sparkle in the sky.

'cause y'buns are flat and so's your revenue
That batch you're mixin's worth more'n you
Snap a bite of this crust and break a tooth.
Take your head outta storage and prepare for the truth.
You're through.
Let it stew.
Clock out before I make you.

[Trapezohedron]

*claps from behind the scenes*

Keep going, guys.

[Darvi]

Spoiler: Okay guys let's play "Where's Waldo?" (click to show/hide)

[Trapezohedron]

Wait what? Am I really looking for Waldo here?

*mindz le effed*

[Darvi]

Well not really but there's an all too familiar face there nevertheless.

[Trapezohedron]

Well not really but there's an all too familiar face there nevertheless.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK

Oh, and one of the guys in the background wears something saying 'eat'.

[Max White]

Your half baked spits never cease to amaze
But when I'm done you're gonna look like penne bolognese
You're serving bread sticks when I ordered a three coarse meal
I didn't know bullshit biscotti was part of the deal
It takes a master chef to rap on the go
And serve a sorbet of rhythm and reggiano
And although you got nothing, it's nice that you try
But the truth is that your torte is a lie


Well friend, our little games have been fun, it's true
But sad to say I have things to do
So I'll see you around, maybe some other time
And face you again on the field of rhythm


Good night guys.

[Lofn]

Respect.

[GlyphGryph]

That was absolutely beautiful. Just beautiful. I love you both for what you have done for us all.

[Darvi]

Best rapoff in the history of B12?