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[Trapezohedron]

She'll end up using the hidden weapon inside that magical blunty pointy spork, like the problem sleuthers.

[Furtuka]

She has a really big head in that last panel

[Max White]

^{holy fucking baloonheads}

But anyway, new characters are totally game breaking. Hussie should nerf, because with access to multiple strife specibi from the start and easy access to a bajillion recipes, including everything you can get your hands on, people are going to be playing Jane sooo much. I mean seriously, you think when they released Gamzee's sober mode that was umba? Just wait until people start stacking her with punch card alchemy!
She better end up being a strong early game hero with no scaling, or the game is going to start being called JadeStuck.

/nonsensical fanboy ranting 

So, she can use either a spoon or fork at will. Any idea how this could ever hope to be useful? I mean don't just assume it will be, that is what I thought about that troll egg, and then BAM!

[Darvi]

Dude. Sporks. It's the single deadliest specibus there is, short of Jokerkind.

[Max White]

But it isn't even a spork, it is a spoon or a fork. A spork requires the and operator.

[Darvi]

Captchalogue the abstratus and alchemize them with the && operator. Easy as pie.


Yes I just did a bakery pun.

[Max White]

I've seen some pretty blatantly bad puns around here, but that one takes the cake.

[ECrownofFire]

I dunno, it seemed kind of half-baked to me.

[Max White]

I just dough know what to do with you guys any more.

[Darvi]

I doughnut know what your problem is man.

[ECrownofFire]

Well you know what they say. If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

[Max White]

I can take all you got, when it comes to pun-offs I'm the upper crust.

[Lofn]

You're all a bunch of motherfuckers.

[Max White]

Bro, do you even know what you're looking at?

I'm Max White, the kid with rhyming flair
Your like a water biscuit, and I'm a French eclair
And I know that my puns get in your head
Coz they're the sickest thing since they made sliced bread

This ain't a doughnut, and it ain't sugar coat'd
It's just pure win, coz you know who wrote it
And I'm hoping that you read this to a beat
I'm the mother fucking baker and I'm turning up the heat

[Lofn]

You drop them rhymes but your dough ain't risin'
While I'm cooking hot, let's start supersizing
Yo' tins are greasy, y'loaves need prooving
Give it up, boy, y'can't match me at groovin'.