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Author Topic: MSPA Homestuck  (Read 5192016 times)

Max White

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Re: MSPA Homestuck: [S] Cascade.
« Reply #31245 on: November 11, 2011, 06:04:18 am »

I think the exiles are going to be... Well, let me let my source explain it.

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>yfw Problem Sleuth, Ace Dick, and Pickle Inspector as Prospit agents, reset session exiles, and the stars of the intermission between Acts 6.1 and 6.2

So what you are saying is that it was the guy from jailbreak?

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Re: MSPA Homestuck: [S] Cascade.
« Reply #31246 on: November 11, 2011, 07:42:55 am »

 This is simple stuff guys. She's Nana. What her lineage may be is unknown to us, we don't know if she has a Bizarro adult John lording over her, if ectobiology silliness means this is Jade x John spawn or an entirely new genesis.

 There are some interesting features present there though. The preserved mutant cats provide an interesting link between Mom and Dave, and FUCK CAL GET OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE.

 And goddammit it has already begun fuck.
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 I hate this fandom.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: [S] Cascade.
« Reply #31247 on: November 11, 2011, 07:51:25 am »

I hate this fandom.

It's just one.  It'll be like that episode of Futurama, only the most depraved will be able to overcome the fact that until today, we only knew this person as a (dead) old woman, no matter what fanartists think of her now.

Why fanart is coming up so fast is another question, since she is literally a Female John.


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It is a subtle glitch of paradox space. For, you see, the players of this session did not actually originate in this universe. They are remnant data, copies, of their original selves from a different universe. The Baby Jane, Mom, Bro, and Hass we saw in the original universe, when entering their portals, somehow had their data remain in the game in the reset.

As such, Jane landed with a fedora (the only remnant of Mr. Egbert in this universe). R-Mom lands with mutie (which is odd. think about it. Mutie was cloned from Jaspers. You can't perfectly clone Mutie. The only way for R-Mom to have Mutie would be either for her to steal Mutie away from kid-Mom in the original universe, or for their to somehow be two muties (glitch glitch glitch)). R-Bro lands with dreamcal (as did Bro in the original universe as they are the same data). and R-Hass likely landed with two flint-lock pistols.

The players we see were never created in that session. The data of their meteors crashing on Earth was glitched into the reset session and they magically appeared from no origin. It defies logic.

And it is the calling card of a certain time Lord.

The reset session is doomed for consumption.

Oh, and "Jane Crocker" is a portmanteau of "Cancer" and "Joker".  (Or whatever the right word is.)
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: [S] Cascade.
« Reply #31248 on: November 11, 2011, 08:07:18 am »

Now, I think the question is:

Is the new Kids Universe tied to the Old Troll Universe? After all, they had to encourage someone to scratch their session, needed someone to tell them about it, and needed enough cause. With no Doc Scratch, who gave that to them?

Perhaps it was Betty Crocker... or whoever replaced Bec as First Guardian in this new verse.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: [S] Cascade.
« Reply #31249 on: November 11, 2011, 08:23:45 am »

I hate this fandom.

It's just one.  It'll be like that episode of Futurama, only the most depraved will be able to overcome the fact that until today, we only knew this person as a (dead) old woman, no matter what fanartists think of her now.

Why fanart is coming up so fast is another question, since she is literally a Female John.

You forget, she's a female john that's right on the other side of puberty.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: [S] Cascade.
« Reply #31250 on: November 11, 2011, 08:30:39 am »

The mspa fanart thread exploded.

I am covered in Teen Nana, all of the Teen Nana.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: [S] Cascade.
« Reply #31251 on: November 11, 2011, 08:35:29 am »

Oh my god. Just... just... oh my god.

This is insane.

Edit: I am also going with the crazy fan theory that Lil'Cal is a Universal constant now.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: [S] Cascade.
« Reply #31252 on: November 11, 2011, 09:06:45 am »

Oh my god. Just... just... oh my god.

This is insane.

Edit: I am also going with the crazy fan theory that Lil'Cal is a Universal constant now.

So is SBaHJ.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: [S] Cascade.
« Reply #31253 on: November 11, 2011, 09:07:41 am »

 Granted it's Dream Cal that Bro brought with him fro U2.

 I think U2 is just a cancer on the multiverse, and the cancer is Cal.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: [S] Cascade.
« Reply #31254 on: November 11, 2011, 09:09:55 am »

Cal is Lord English.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: [S] Cascade.
« Reply #31255 on: November 11, 2011, 09:11:32 am »

If LE can shapeshift, then there might be a high chance it's LE.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: [S] Cascade.
« Reply #31256 on: November 11, 2011, 09:32:17 am »

Cal is Lord English.

Everyone thought this was hilarious before it became canon.

I am not sure what the precise degree of decreased or elevated hilarity is now.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: [S] Cascade.
« Reply #31257 on: November 11, 2011, 09:33:00 am »

It's funny because it's true.
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: [S] Cascade.
« Reply #31258 on: November 11, 2011, 09:40:36 am »

So wait. By the looks of it, Dave is now a famous movie director (a really, really shitty movie director), and Rose is an ectobiologist like her mom was. And John and Jade are... most likely dead?
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Re: MSPA Homestuck: [S] Cascade.
« Reply #31259 on: November 11, 2011, 09:52:17 am »

As I understand it, this is the Scratched Universe, where the universe rebooted with a different random seed, and things turned out slightly different.

John in this universe has apparently been replaced by someone not unlike his Nanna. I wonder if the other kids will have ended up more like modern versions of their Parents/Guardians, while their Guardians will end up being like the kids?
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