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[Darkwind3]

July 10, brown shirt...

I, uh. Oh. That would probably start some sick fires, to be fair.

[Duke 2.0]

 That thing is terrible. And you are terrible for posting it. Now I'm terrible for reading it.

[Aqizzar]

Mine is actually pretty awesome, but I'm not going to mention it because you people have no business knowing my birthday.

I did a strip tease for Vriska because FUCK THE POLICE.

Yeah!!!!!!!!

I fell in love with Terzi because it was fun?

Yes, yes I did. And yes, yes it was.

Waifu 4eva.

[CJ1145]

I am not doing a strip tease for Diamonds Droog. I'm sorry but I'm joust nought

[Osmosis Jones]

Hah. At least diamond droogs appreciates the clothing you're taking off. I'm doing one for Bro :/

[Ogdibus]

.

[Blade Master Model 42]

I danced in my underwear with Nepeta Leijon because I have a cat.

...Good a reason as any, I guess.

[SirAaronIII]

I did a striptease for Sollux because I was depressed.

What?

[applesauce machine]

Let's see... "I fucked"-- whoa, whoa, okay, right off the bat it's... fine, okay, fine.
"Nic Cag-- OH GODDAMMIT. Sigh, fine. How does the shirt thing wor-- oh, I see. "Because I was pissed."
These are three things that get progressively more "that is something I would not do" as phrases get added on.

_{I hate you.}

[Rose]

I ran away from the police with nannasprite because I wanted to start some sick fires.

[Ogdibus]

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[Vector]

I went on an adventure with Diamonds Droog because we could.

...

Okaaaaay...

[Duke 2.0]

Let's see... "I fucked"

Why do they hate July birthdays.

At least you didn't get stuck with a sprite.

[Aqizzar]

More from this poor sap.

-Why can’t we just leave it at the happy fun kids and forget about the ending part

He also responded to one of mine (although he claims to respond to them all, so it's not a big deal I guess).

[Vector]

Eridan's theme on pipe organ.

Pretty good.