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[Duke 2.0]

Spoiler: First one (click to show/hide)

Karkat: I wana see your sister make out with herself
John: What
Karkat: I said here's a bunch of plans your sister made up herself
John: Oh, alright
Karkat: Also one of your friends on Derse is gonna die
John: Oh no
Karkat: Just listen to the plan

Spoiler: Second one (click to show/hide)

Karkat: So, the plan
Reset your universe, detonate the bomb which can be seen across sessions, we will use that light to guide us to your session, we look for the new universe you created.
John: Oh. I guess sloppy makeouts will happen then
Karkat: Uh, yeah, haha, boy won't that be something when you have sloppy makeouts with a completely alive Vriska, yeah. The plan will go into motion when you have your first conversation with me, so wait for that. And I don't hate you.

 Pretty much.

[Aqizzar]

Anybody mind summarizing the pesterlogs for those who can't read are selective in where they invest their reading skills?

Why are you even here, if you're not going to read this stuff?  That's like, watching movies with the sound muted.

Anyway, THE PLAN.  It's slightly more involved that I figured, and I'm getting worried about where Hussie is going with this.  Rose and/or Dave being a different person would be really weird, and sad.  And it's starting to sound like he's rushing the story, just glossing right over Jade actually explaining her plan to anyone.  I want to know how it ends, sure, but I don't want to get there without seeing every possible cool thing happen.

[Duke 2.0]

 I kinda want to hear her explaining the plan more than Karkat. We have plenty of wonderful chatlogs of him, not enough Jade logs.

[Dragooble]

Why can't Jadesprite go blow up the green sun since she wants to be not alive so badly?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

And no one is concerned that "Karkat" might actually be Gamzee using his computer? "It was a motherfucking joke" is a phrase that was used only once, by Gamzee himself, to Equius right before killing him.

[Aqizzar]

Why can't Jadesprite go blow up the green sun since she wants to be not alive so badly?

Because she's totally inconsolable and useless.  That would just be too easy.  And sprites probably can't leave the gameworld, or something.

By the way, if anyone was wondering, this bit-

EB: did she kill him?
CG: HELL IF I KNOW, HER EXPLANATION OF THE ENTIRE ENCOUNTER BOILED DOWN TO AND I QUOTE "shenanigans"
CG: LIMED FOR INFURIATINGLY VAGUE.
EB: haha.

Is a reference to the Penny Arcade forum (probably many different forums actually, but PA is the only one I know of).  People quote posts and then color the text, limed for truth and salmoned for lies.

I dunno, for Karkat, I thought it was kinda cute.

[tehstefan]

Nah, no way Gamzee could pull of Karkat like that. Karkat is the only one could could do it.

In other news, Karkat is still one of the best trolls. In fact, he might just be the best troll.

[RedWarrior0]

When post-Scratch universe happens to be Troll Universe...

This latest update has convinced me further.

[TherosPherae]

Question.

Since they're resetting the universe, doesn't that mean that all the exiles (WQ, AR, etc.) are going to get wiped from the system too?

[Qmarx]

Turns out a hard reset on a scratched disk causes some of the game content to be loaded improperly

[Jay]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

...Hitler Karkat?
Why didn't I see that one coming?

[Duke 2.0]

 Nah, he's way too much of a badass punk to be a Hitler reference. Looks more like a biker rebel.

[applesauce machine]

Biker rebel? I was thinking more along the lines of what an activist is. Or at least what its definition is according to Google. "Militant reformer" sums up my thoughts quite well on this specific Karkancestor theme.

[Osmosis Jones]

All the portrayals of Karkancestor are wrong. He's actually Troll Gandhi. He is really calm, unfailingly polite, and does not resort to violence if at all possible.

[PsyberianHusky]

All the portrayals of Karkancestor are wrong. He's actually Troll Gandhi. He is really calm, unfailingly polite, and does not resort to violence if at all possible.

Karkat's ancestor's backstory will be a tale about how his life has been turned on its head after a minor conflict.