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Author Topic: MSPA Homestuck  (Read 5199336 times)

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Re: MSPA: tick tick tick tick tick tick SMASH
« Reply #27075 on: June 20, 2011, 12:03:03 pm »

Okay, so did anyone else notice most of the adults are fucking creepy?

Bec Noir is standing there watching Jade about to kiss Davecorpse, and Scratch has a fucking scrapbook of 13 year olds and 6 sweep olds making out. Then there's Bro and Spades Slick's puppet and scotty dog fetishes, Snowman's "use blood for lipstick" thing, and Andrew Hussie's manlove for RRRRRRRUFIOOOOOOO and secret lust for Ms. Paint, and you slowly come to realize that the players, even "honk and KILL SHIT" Gamzee are the sanest, most balanced characters in the story.
Wait, so you think "honk and KILL SHIT" is more sane than "puppet fetish" or "Immortality-induced pedophilia"?
And to think, we wouldn't even be asking these questions if it weren't for Andrew Hussie.
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Re: MSPA: tick tick tick tick tick tick SMASH
« Reply #27076 on: June 20, 2011, 12:18:16 pm »

Okay, so did anyone else notice most of the adults are fucking creepy?

Bec Noir is standing there watching Jade about to kiss Davecorpse, and Scratch has a fucking scrapbook of 13 year olds and 6 sweep olds making out. Then there's Bro and Spades Slick's puppet and scotty dog fetishes, Snowman's "use blood for lipstick" thing, and Andrew Hussie's manlove for RRRRRRRUFIOOOOOOO and secret lust for Ms. Paint, and you slowly come to realize that the players, even "honk and KILL SHIT" Gamzee are the sanest, most balanced characters in the story.
Wait, so you think "honk and KILL SHIT" is more sane than "puppet fetish" or "Immortality-induced pedophilia"?

I'd rather be in a room with a murderer than a pedophile. I'd be ok with the puppet fetish guy if he didn't just whip it out right there, though. And by "it" I mean "Mr. T in bondage puppet".
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This being Homestuck, I'm not sure whether that's post-scratch Rose or Vriska with a wig.

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Re: MSPA: tick tick tick tick tick tick SMASH
« Reply #27077 on: June 20, 2011, 01:34:39 pm »

Well, most murderers are pretty dope as long as you don't get to know them too well. They only kill people for personal reasons, and you're highly unlikely to get on the hitlist unless you're a friend or family or something.

Gamzee, though, would kill something just because it was alive. Being in a room with Gamzee would result in the room getting redecorated with your blood in under a minute. I don't really see why you'd prefer him to the First Guardian of Alternia, or the ironic roof ninja, neither of which is probably going to kill you.
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« Reply #27078 on: June 20, 2011, 01:38:51 pm »

 Mom and Dad are still same, if not irresponsible parents. Mr. Harley is also pretty great.

 

 First few panels were alright, then... It gets weird.
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« Reply #27079 on: June 20, 2011, 01:52:08 pm »


 First few panels were alright, then... It gets weird.
I need more of this. This is gold.
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« Reply #27080 on: June 20, 2011, 01:52:35 pm »

You could see the fetishistic stuff coming a mile away though.
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« Reply #27081 on: June 20, 2011, 01:56:34 pm »

 I really hate how the best artists have the most overt fetishistic stuff going on. Even Skeptic Archer was close to switching to lesbian smut.
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« Reply #27082 on: June 20, 2011, 01:58:32 pm »

I really hate how the best artists have the most overt fetishistic stuff going on. Even Skeptic Archer was close to switching to lesbian smut.

I think I have my pirorities on turnbdways because I fail to see how this is anything but good.
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« Reply #27083 on: June 20, 2011, 01:59:13 pm »

Six solar sweeps, you sick fuck.
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« Reply #27084 on: June 20, 2011, 02:00:04 pm »

I HAVE PLUMBED THE DEPTHS OF MSPACHAN, SOLAR SWEEPS CEASE TO HORRIFY ME

edit: on the other hand, i'm not a super duper fan of how 50% of shipping fanart seems to be johnxkarkat, even though we get gold mines like the picture above
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« Reply #27085 on: June 20, 2011, 02:06:31 pm »

 That... is not even the worst place to look.

 Fuck you Aqizzar for making me comfortable with trying out /co/. You said that place wasn't that bad you liar and a charlatan.
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« Reply #27086 on: June 20, 2011, 02:07:18 pm »

That... is not even the worst place to look.

No. The worst place is Livejournal.

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« Reply #27087 on: June 20, 2011, 02:09:06 pm »

I didn't know Tumblr.com allowed NSFW images either, completely unspoiled and everything.
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« Reply #27088 on: June 20, 2011, 02:11:27 pm »

Oh.
It does.
I.. I think I might need to be alone while I slog though the tumblr.
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« Reply #27089 on: June 20, 2011, 02:13:17 pm »

Oh.
It does.
I.. I think I might need to be alone while I slog though the tumblr.
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