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[Urist Imiknorris]

It's obviously Minecraft. I mean, what other game has portals?

[applesauce machine]

What is it with you guys and portals, is there some sort of hidden detail I'm not seeing here?

[Ochita]

Pear: Hey pear, did you know what apple said about you?

Oh, and I am now becoming crazy. I have to add art stuff to all of my posts now.

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[RedWarrior0]

Turn that into a GIF, one word at a time, and then change "miracles" to MIRACLES with mad Gamzee.

[applesauce machine]

Have him stay the way he is, and then at the word "MIRACLES", have his eyes open all crazy-scary like and murder-mode-ify him. I mean, if it's not too much work. I'm just tossing ideas around here.

[JoshuaFH]

IDE Theory: Tavros hits god tier, and then his empathic abilities become powerful enough to control Bec Noir's doggy side, making him the most powerful troll through virtue of having the most powerful ally.

[Vector]

IDE Theory: Tavros hits god tier, and then his empathic abilities become powerful enough to control Bec Noir's doggy side, making him the most powerful troll through virtue of having the most powerful ally.

^

This is very, very smart.  Well played, sir.

[RedWarrior0]

IDE/THEORY: This actually happens a second before BN gets killed. BN hesitates for barely a second, which gets someone the shot to...

FATALITY
<person> WINS

[Aqizzar]

IDE Theory: Tavros hits god tier, and then his empathic abilities become powerful enough to control Bec Noir's doggy side, making him the most powerful troll through virtue of having the most powerful ally.

IDE/THEORY: This actually happens a second before BN gets killed. BN hesitates for barely a second, which gets someone the shot to...

Tavros and Vriska: Pose as a team, because shit just got fatal?

I have to say, this week-long hiatus, after an already slow week, is being taken with surprising calm considering the insanity of past Hussiatuses.

[FuzzyZergling]

Ok, I am heading to TorontoCAF. I will see you there.

Be back next week. That is where all the updates will be hiding. The future.

The future is a very good hiding place, I doubt we'll be able to find them.

[Duke 2.0]

 That sly bastard probably will wait another week to goad our chains.

 Then cut to Horrorterrors, then to Fedorafreak, then explain the whole bunny plotline and go through its life, then see Karkat mope around and freak out, then see the White King ponder some stuff before going outside, then cutting to Jade derping around a bit before returning to Dads dream-bubble.

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[TherosPherae]

Then cut to Horrorterrors, then to Fedorafreak, then explain the whole bunny plotline and go through its life, then see Karkat mope around and freak out, then see the White King ponder some stuff before going outside, then cutting to Jade derping around a bit before returning to Dads dream-bubble.

I thought the bunny plotline was kind of the most obviously simple time-shenanigan in Homestuck. Dave gives John the bunny, who gives it to baby Rose, who takes it with her back to past-Earth via Reckoning and fixes it up to give to John as a passive-aggressive attack. Somehow. John then gets the Rose-refurbished bunny via visiting LOLAR and taking it while she's asleep. He then gives it to baby Jade, who takes it back to past-Earth with her via the Reckoning again, and has her grandson (who has somehow gained control over some time shenanigans (I'm guessing he inherits Dave's sword for this)) fix it up and add the ton of weaponry. Then, bunny is used to kill BQ, finally gets delivered to John for the last time, and gives him the hammer of Zillyhoo.

Kind of sad that I said that was one of the simpler things in Homestuck...

Oh, and that all said, I think we should see Jade derping around some more - because we haven't seen it in a while.

[Duke 2.0]

Nononono, I mean the story of the bunny before Dave got it.

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Squeedle dee dee,

Squeedle dee dum,

Squiddles for you,

Squiddles for me!

Tangle Buddies,

Let's become
Tangle buddies,

That's right
Tangle Buddies,

You heard me
Tangle Buddies,

Squeedle-Dee Squiddles!

Lots of fun times are waiting ahead,
Early to rise and early to bed,

When you're with us every second is great,

Just as long as you don't stay up late.

So let them go to bed right now

Because if they don't, they won't be strong

So let them go to sleep

Cuz they'll die if they don't get to sleep

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Nononono, I mean the story of the bunny before Dave got it.

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Squeedle dee dee,

Squeedle dee dum,

Squiddles for you,

Squiddles for me!

Tangle Buddies,

Let's become
Tangle buddies,

That's right
Tangle Buddies,

You heard me
Tangle Buddies,

Squeedle-Dee Squiddles!

Lots of fun times are waiting ahead,
Early to rise and early to bed,

When you're with us every second is great,

Just as long as you don't stay up late.

So let them go to bed right now

Because if they don't, they won't be strong

So let them go to sleep

Cuz they'll die if they don't get to sleep

Well, I for one will never be sleeping again.

[Aqizzar]

Hot damn, been a while since I've seen those.  They seem different for some reason, I think the background.

Nononono, I mean the story of the bunny before Dave got it.

After being bought at the Dollar General for the filming, it was sitting around in Jerry Bruckheimer's garage for eleven years before Strider bought it on eBay for $26.50 + shipping.  It's a fascinating tale worthy of about 1500 panels and two flashes.