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[Darkwind3]

holy wow man you are fast i have like five sentences currently

Anyways, your fanfiction is now archived for posterity.

Which reminds me I really enjoy your Sapphire of Alternia stuff over on the MSPA fanfiction thread. Good job! All your stuff is great, really.

[Aqizzar]

That was genuine fucking brilliance Groovester.  Nice lateral use of the set up.

Eh, I could at least get in on this for the giggles.  Yo applesauce, throw me one, would you?  I'll probably not touch it, but whatever.

[applesauce machine]

HOW THE HELL DID YOU CHURN THAT OUT
I barely have 3 sentences.

Spoiler: Aqizzar (click to show/hide)

Vriska Serket / Aradia Megido

Underground

I just realized how well that could work.

[Willfor]

Spoiler: Peregrine Medicant / Jade Harley - Marshmallows (click to show/hide)

"Toasted or plain, these mushy morsels signify an unusual new friend of the opposite sex." - SOME DUMB SOURCE THAT IS WRONG

When time travel was first proposed to her, she had an immediate reply. She thought it was fair succinct, and descriptive of her general thought process. "You are out of your mind!" Her friends were not joking though. They knew that it was the only thing to do. A Prospitian Monarch had to rule from the front lines of her Civilization. She had to take Risks. She had to balance safety on its Axis and Allies were to be listened to for their helpful advice.

For some reason it still didn't seem like a very good idea.

Regardless, it had to be done. She had to save the child from certain doom. This doom could be easily prevented, but the child didn't want to listen to reason. She lost more computer terminals trying than she even wanted to think about. All she had to do was push Jade at just the right time. No one would die if she could just get to the right place at the right time.

So they shoved her into a conveniently placed time ship, and they set it for the right time. Inside this swirling mass of entirely too loud music she wasn't quite able to hear when the time ship stopped. In fact, her toes started to tap. She became enthralled with the music, its sweet bluesy beats syncopating nicely with the bobbing of her head.

When the music stopped she left the ship. Checking the time, she realised that she missed saving Jade by an hour. There was also one more problem with the whole thing: There was a giant meteor set to crash into her head. She wondered if the glowing green thing in the sky was a friend.

Oh well, no time to stop and think. She set the machine to go back an hour and three minutes. She turned the music down to avoid another accident.

She popped out of the time ship just in time to run toward the Jade child. She saw the event unfolding. The table being thrown out of the window. Pumpkins, pots, and a giant slab of steel were all aimed for the one she'd come back in time to save. There was also one small white bag. It caught her attention. The white bag was never in the pictures of the timeline.

Had the timeline changed?

She really didn't have much time to think. She ran as fast as she could, and knocked the child out of the way.

Flop, plop, shabab, the items bounced off the ground as they struck. A pumpkin burst into orange shrapnel as it hit the ground, and moments later a pot burst it open.

She jumped back. SHING. The table landed edge-down in the ground between her and Jade.

She'd done it! She'd saved her!

Ploop. The white bag that had caught her attention before was resting gently against her face. It was a bag of strange sugary lumps. She really had no idea what she was supposed to do with it. Except take it off of her face, of course. It sounded like a good plan to her.

"You found my marshmallows!" Jade said. She sounded happy. "Come with me! There's a fire inside we can roast them on!"

"But--" There was no time to object to the rather hasty grab. Both the sugary lumps, and her hand were clutched and dragged toward the giant tower house in the distance.

[Darkwind3]

And a second is added to the mix! The references to board games in the first paragraph were fun.

How do you people do this so quickly, seriously?

[Urist Imiknorris]

What has this thread become?

[Willfor]

How do you people do this so quickly, seriously?

Lots and lots of practice. During National Novel Writing Month, I found out that my max output is about 10,000 words per two days if I have a very good idea of where I am going with it.

[Diablous]

What has this thread become?

Fan-fic central, apparently. So, no update yesterday. I shall be the first here to predict a flash in the works. Though, I'm personally guessing just a big pesterlog between Rose and Scratch that answers many questions, someone's gotta predict a flash after 24 updateless hours.

[CJ1145]

Okay, I'm on my phone right now, letting you all know that I'll make my post when I figure out what the fuck my dad did to my internet connection.

[applesauce machine]

My fic (typing that... didn't feel right) will look like crap now that I've seen yours('s?). It was always destined to be short and sucky, but jeez.

And speaking of internet connection, I just remembered that I won't have internet for the next 3 days. :(

[Jim Groovester]

HOW THE HELL DID YOU CHURN THAT OUT

I am awesome and in practice.

Which reminds me I really enjoy your Sapphire of Alternia stuff over on the MSPA fanfiction thread. Good job! All your stuff is great, really.

Oh, thank you. I'll just quote this and subtly whore the stuff I've written over there.

What has this thread become?

Fan-fic central, apparently. So, no update yesterday. I shall be the first here to predict a flash in the works. Though, I'm personally guessing just a big pesterlog between Rose and Scratch that answers many questions, someone's gotta predict a flash after 24 updateless hours.

I will also predict a flash. My bet is that we're going to cut away from this conversation at any moment and get to, I dunno, John retrieving the tumor or something.

[Duke 2.0]

 I'm guessing a flash right after a few chatlog updates and Scratch giving Jack a beatdown.

[Vertigon]

Any updoot at all would be satisfactory.

[applesauce machine]

Any updoot at all would be satisfactory.

I agree, but it would be a bit perplexing if it were anything other than a flash/recap.
Oh, I don't even wanna imagine the next recap. I could hardly begin reading the last one in one sitting.

[Vertigon]

I read all of Homestuck in a sitting up til like a month ago, so I think I could manage :3