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[Realmfighter]

MindFang is the best Vriska.

[Soadreqm]

Mindfang is like Vriska except without her innocence and and childlike demeanor. ._.

IDE/THEORY: All the troll ancestors left behind smut of some persuasion or another. Equius' ancestor painted those horses he has on his wall. Nepeta's ancestor made obscene cave paintings. Somewhere, under the meteor-glazed surface of Alternia, there is a dark, forgotten cave, untouched by the destruction that wrecked the world above; a vast cavern with every square meter of its walls covered in crudely drawn cocks.

Also he updated his formspring too.

The thing is, I know what you all want, deep down. I know what you all NEED.

And what you need is author endorsed/written/canonized erotic lesbian troll pirate fanfic.

[Duke 2.0]

 See, Vriska is falling from the disgrace of my hate, she is contending for redemption.

 Mindfang is taking that place quite nicely. I was even a little worried there, I had to change the object of this black hole of hate to the fans or something, and they don't even piss me off that much unless they dress male Karkat in a dress. And there are less than a dozen of those that I've seen, so whatever fans.

 But this huge bitch is redeemable for the same reason Equius was on my hate list at first: Let's toy with the emotions of others and mind-rape them into submission. And thankfully she can't weave her way into the story as Vriska has, nor be rewarded for it.

 And we all know, somewhere, somehow, there will be a ruined temple of the First Threshcutioners filled to the ceiling with Earth romcoms. From these they will develop a rich history of Alternian romcoms 'till they have to have extended titles for movies.

[Soadreqm]

You're leaving her for her ancestor and idol? Ouch.

[PenguinOverlord]

See, Vriska is falling from the disgrace of my hate, she is contending for redemption.

 Mindfang is taking that place quite nicely. I was even a little worried there, I had to change the object of this black hole of hate to the fans or something, and they don't even piss me off that much unless they dress male Karkat in a dress. And there are less than a dozen of those that I've seen, so whatever fans.

 But this huge bitch is redeemable for the same reason Equius was on my hate list at first: Let's toy with the emotions of others and mind-rape them into submission. And thankfully she can't weave her way into the story as Vriska has, nor be rewarded for it.

 And we all know, somewhere, somehow, there will be a ruined temple of the First Threshcutioners filled to the ceiling with Earth romcoms. From these they will develop a rich history of Alternian romcoms 'till they have to have extended titles for movies.

For those who tl;dr, Duke doesn't like lesbians and switched from Eridan to Eridancestor, which is why Mindfang is his kismesis.

[Ochita]

I didn't see the 'n' in mindfang....

[Duke 2.0]

 My problem wasn't with the lesbianism, Kanaya was one of my favorite characters after all. It was the whole "I think I'll get another random slave to toy with their emotions and rape their mind while mocking and flirting with all those around me." thing.

 And this shit is platonic.

[Rose]

And this shit is platonic.

hah, right >_>

no, you totally spade her.

[Ninteen45]

[FuzzyZergling]

Who drew that?
They forgot Dualscar going insane in the background.

[Duke 2.0]

 The fanfic suggests that this was one of many slaves, implying that the entire point was just to hate-flirt with Dualscar.

 Not that the fanartists care about that, they have canon lesbianism to draw.

[Frajic]

Oh god what.

Now I really need that stickman reaction image.

[Soadreqm]

The fanfic suggests that this was one of many slaves, implying that the entire point was just to hate-flirt with Dualscar.

 Not that the fanartists care about that, they have canon lesbianism to draw.

I pause to consider. What will her fear 8ecome if I choose to show her mercy later? And even, in days, kindness? Will this 8e the red dalliance that 8ecomes fully flushed?

...Nnnno, I'm pretty sure the point was to have sex with the hot slave she'd gotten earlier. Annoying Dualscar was gravy. And the beginning suggests that it was kind of silly of him to be annoyed, anyway, and that trolls generally mind their own business when it comes to quadrants they're not in.

Also, hooray! Fan art! Found this from DeviantArt.

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[Myroc]

Dualscar looks totally awesome in that picture by the way.

[Duke 2.0]

...Nnnno, I'm pretty sure the point was to have sex with the hot slave she'd gotten earlier. Annoying Dualscar was gravy.

I'm getting more that she wants that to come from the slave and not so much herself. If it was about the slave most of the fanfic would be devoted to her and describing that, but most of it seems to be pissing off Dualscar.