FUTURE CJ [FCJ] 412:59:59 HOURS FROM NOW responded to thread.
FCJ: FUCK.
FCJ: THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
FCJ: EVERY LAST GODDAMN ONE OF YOU, I WILL CURSE YOU UNTIL THE DAY I DIE.
FCJ: BY THAT I MEAN MAYBE TWENTY MINUTES FROM NOW.
FCJ: ESPECIALLY YOU DUKE. YOU FUCKASS, IF YOU HAD JUST NEVER TOUCHED THAT STUPID LILY OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU FOUND IN THERE, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED.
FCJ: NINCOMPOOP IS DEAD, CTHULHU'S TRYING TO BLOW UP ALL OF PARADOX SPACE LIKE THE LUNY ASSHOLE HE'S ALWAYS BEEN, DARVI IS USELESS AS SHIT, AND NOBODY ON THE OTHER ASTEROID IS ANSWERING MY MESSAGES. I THINK DEUCE GOT THEM. OR MAYBE IT WAS DROOG, FUCK I DON'T CARE.
FCJ: I AM SO GODDAMN SCARED RIGHT NOW, I KEEP HEARING A FUCKING SAXOPHONE AROUND THE CORNER. I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK PISSED JACK OFF, BUT IF I FIND THEM I'M GOING TO RIP OFF THEIR BONE BULGE AND BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH IT.
FCJ: I'M OUT OF TIME NOW, SO, I GUESS I HAVE TO GO FIGHT THESE BASTARDS NOW. MAYBE IF A FEW MORE OF YOU PANSIES HAD HOPPED ONTO YOUR QUEST BEDS INSTEAD OF CHICKENING OUT I WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS MYSELF. BEING THE KNIGHT OF HOPE IS REALLY FUCKING HARD WHEN YOU HOPELESS ASSHOLES ARE MY PARTNERS, SO I'D BETTER GET SOME RESPECT WHEN I PULL OUR COLLECTIVE ASSES OUT OF THE FIRE ON THIS ONE.
FCJ: BYE GUYS. HAVE FUN WITH YOU BROKEN-ASS GAME.
PRESENT CJ [PCJ] 0:00:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to this thread.
PCJ: SHIT, I THOUGH I WAS DONE PLAYING KARKAT. BUT IF YOU'RE GONNA BE THIS FUCKING STUPID I'LL OBLIGE YOU LONG ENOUGH TO SAY THAT YOU'RE A GODDAMNED IDIOT. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY TIME-PRANKS, THEY'RE NOT FUNNY. GO DIE IN A DITCH.
PCJ banned FCJ from responding to thread.