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[freeformschooler]

Now to drink away the fact that I looked forward to romantic tension being resolved over a strongman punting huge bitches/huge douches/killer clowns off a meteor.

Spoiler: How about some hopeful fanart this time, then? (click to show/hide)

It's official.  This past couple of days has been the Motherfucking Atomic Update.  FANCON 5 is in effect.  It's hilarious.

Absolutely. Hey, instead of focusing on the drama and slow tension between the kids, let's just switch to a scene of the trolls all annihilating each other! And then, while we do that, let's throw in some ROMANTIC TENSION!

Fanon bomb going off in 3...2...

[Cthulhu]

All the trolls are going to kill each other.

Remember that scene from rocketman where he paints The Creation of Adam on the ceiling?

That, but with troll blood.

honk.
HONK.
honk.
HONK.

[Tylui]

Why is it that addressing people by a proper name only seems either polite, or creepy as fuck?  I guess it's the context.  All the dead bodies in the room makes polite addresses sound threatening.

Interesting that Kanaya didn't have any window or text open when she walked away.  I suppose that's just tidy, but it's not like Hussie to show a computer screen with no teasers.

He does tease it in the flash game.

On re-reading HS, I just realized that the latest Karkat-freakout is a callback to this page.

I was really surprised that I realized that one right away, I usually completely miss callbacks.

EDIT: Uhh... I'm calling a "GAME OVER" after 0:00:00 with an additional "Continue? (2 remaining)"

The most important character in Homestuck fondly regards the miracle of a new beginning.

Gamzee knows it'll restart, and kills everyone and himself to do it.

[MyStarSignIsDead]

I think Cthulhu has it right sort of. This is what I think is going to happen. Gamzee kills everybody except or including Eridan(if he does he can't get the body). Then he does as he says and starts painting a pretty picture with all their  blood. Yet because he couldn't get eridan he's out of purple. So he cuts himself and begins painting with his blood as well. Finished painting his picture he stumbles from the lack of blood and falls into the pile of horns creating the Big honk. This activates his bard of life powers and then MoThErFuCkInG MiRaClEs. Everyone who died,except Eridan, comes back except god Tiered(Gamzee may or may not) because gamzee painted them so. In this way gamzee is the most important character in homestuck because for some reason even with the kids help they weren't going to be able to beat the game with out all the god tiered peeps.

<.< This will be quite gruesome if even half of that comes true.

[eerr]

TC: SLIME?
TC: there is no more slime, brother.

Gamzee is out of sopor slime pie.

I think he may be addicted, too.

[jsnlxndrlv]

I think Cthulhu has it right sort of. This is what I think is going to happen. Gamzee kills everybody except or including Eridan(if he does he can't get the body). Then he does as he says and starts painting a pretty picture with all their  blood. Yet because he couldn't get eridan he's out of purple. So he cuts himself and begins painting with his blood as well. Finished painting his picture he stumbles from the lack of blood and falls into the pile of horns creating the Big honk. This activates his bard of life powers and then MoThErFuCkInG MiRaClEs. Everyone who died,except Eridan, comes back except god Tiered(Gamzee may or may not) because gamzee painted them so. In this way gamzee is the most important character in homestuck because for some reason even with the kids help they weren't going to be able to beat the game with out all the god tiered peeps.

<.< This will be quite gruesome if even half of that comes true.

The main problem I see with this is that the "of Life" title in the troll session wasn't claimed by Gamzee, but rather Feferi. Hopefully that horn pile conceals her quest bed, and it turns out that the Witch of Life doesn't need a living dream double in order to ascend to the god tier.

[MyStarSignIsDead]

Bard of Miracles then

[Jervous]

Maybe every troll's title is really the opposite. :|

eridan is the prince of hope, and he isn't very hopeful
sollux is the mage of doom and he's pretty much our only hope
feferi is the witch of life and hey she's D-EAD

[Cthulhu]

I still think the characters that are dead aren't coming back.  Duke was right, if he keeps bringing them back it ruins the tension because we know the characters won't ever really die.

Keep this in mind guys.  Gamzee must return to some semblance of normalcy at some point because he and Dave have yet to have the greatest rap-off of all time.

[Jervous]

Keep this in mind guys.  Gamzee must return to some semblance of normalcy at some point because he and Dave have yet to have the greatest rap-off of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNw75bJyuM


dave will wait for you, gamzee...forever

[Ochita]

Keep this in mind guys.  Gamzee must return to some semblance of normalcy at some point because he and Dave have yet to have the greatest rap-off of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNw75bJyuM


dave will wait for you, gamzee...forever

Oh hush, it was a laser that caused it.

[tehstefan]

Anyone else hoping Equius gets to use a bow properly just one time? One shot, right at Eridan. It would be awesome.

[Retro]

Anyone else hoping Equius gets to use a bow properly just one time? One shot, right at Eridan. It would be awesome.

I could easily see Hussie building up to that and then having the bow break anyways.

[Derekristow]

Anyone else hoping Equius gets to use a bow properly just one time? One shot, right at Eridan. It would be awesome.

I could easily see Hussie building up to that and then having the bow break anyways.

He'd finally fire it, then miss entirely because he's never had any real practice.

[Qmarx]

TC: SLIME?
TC: there is no more slime, brother.

Gamzee is out of sopor slime pie.

I think he may be addicted, too.

Remember, the recuperacoons keep them from succumbing to the dark dreams of violence and madness inherent to troll subconsciouses.

Note: it's a recurring Sburb thing that your bed or bed equivalent gets destroyed.