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[Aqizzar]

EDIT ABOUT SBAHJ SHIRTS:

I mentioned that the second run of them GLOWN IN THE DARK. And that is true! However, the thing is, some of those new shirts got mixed in the the old ones. So I guess if you order one there is still a CHANCE you will get one that doesn't glow in the dark? So really the offer stands as the wild card originally advertised.

Step 1) Sell shirts that look like they glown in the dark, but don't, and acknowledge such.
Step 2) Comment on how great it would be if they did glown in the dark, and reveal the next batch will.
Step 3) Insist you have nothing to do with the price of merchandising items.
Step 4) Cheap out on distribution at every opportunity, so early adopters are left with no glown, and later buyers have a random chance of glown.
Step 5) Rake in cash as pathetically loyal fans repeatedly buy at least two of the same crappy shirt, significant chance of more, like a very slow form of clothing-based Internet gambling.
Step 6) Flee to international asylum when MAXIMUM TROLLING finally reaches critical mass.

[Karnewarrior]

Yeah seriously somebody's going to try and assassinate Hussie one of these days and it won't be pretty. Hussies on the top of his Echeladder.

[blackmagechill]

He'll just be waiting with the katana some devoted fan made adn then mailed to him. And he'll have the lil Cal that he already has. It be brutal, ironic, and kind of creepy.

[ToonyMan]

I have not bought even one MSPA merchandise.

[blackmagechill]

I haven't seen anything I liked, but I'm waiting for a PS box set.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Yeah seriously somebody's going to try and assassinate Hussie one of these days and it won't be pretty. Hussies on the top of his Echeladder.

He's reached the God Tiers.

[Karnewarrior]

Yeah seriously somebody's going to try and assassinate Hussie one of these days and it won't be pretty. Hussies on the top of his Echeladder.

He's reached the God Tiers.

Nah, otherwise he would wear a hoodie. He's just level ninety-nine.

We should totally make an echeladder for him. Anyone know where the thread would go on the forums?

[CJ1145]

Hahaha, I love that pic.

I made it meself! 

[Qmarx]

EDIT ABOUT SBAHJ SHIRTS:

I mentioned that the second run of them GLOWN IN THE DARK. And that is true! However, the thing is, some of those new shirts got mixed in the the old ones. So I guess if you order one there is still a CHANCE you will get one that doesn't glow in the dark? So really the offer stands as the wild card originally advertised.

Step 1) Sell shirts that look like they glown in the dark, but don't, and acknowledge such.
Step 2) Comment on how great it would be if they did glown in the dark, and reveal the next batch will.
Step 3) Insist you have nothing to do with the price of merchandising items.
Step 4) Cheap out on distribution at every opportunity, so early adopters are left with no glown, and later buyers have a random chance of glown.
Step 5) Rake in cash as pathetically loyal fans repeatedly buy at least two of the same crappy shirt, significant chance of more, like a very slow form of clothing-based Internet gambling.
Step 6) Flee to international asylum when MAXIMUM TROLLING finally reaches critical mass.

This is sweet bro and hella jeff.
If you weren't expecting it to be crappy at every possible level, I'm not sure what you're even on

[RedWarrior0]

EDIT ABOUT SBAHJ SHIRTS:

I mentioned that the second run of them GLOWN IN THE DARK. And that is true! However, the thing is, some of those new shirts got mixed in the the old ones. So I guess if you order one there is still a CHANCE you will get one that doesn't glow in the dark? So really the offer stands as the wild card originally advertised.

Step 1) Sell shirts that look like they glown in the dark, but don't, and acknowledge such.
Step 2) Comment on how great it would be if they did glown in the dark, and reveal the next batch will.
Step 3) Insist you have nothing to do with the price of merchandising items.
Step 4) Cheap out on distribution at every opportunity, so early adopters are left with no glown, and later buyers have a random chance of glown.
Step 5) Rake in cash as pathetically loyal fans repeatedly buy at least two of the same crappy shirt, significant chance of more, like a very slow form of clothing-based Internet gambling.
Step 6) Flee to international asylum when MAXIMUM TROLLING finally reaches critical mass.

Step 7)
Step PROFIT

[Duke 2.0]

 There are sites that print whatever graphics you want on a T-shirt. So yeah, I'm just gonna tell a T-shirt distributor to sell me a shirt with whatever troll symbol I want.

 Hussie is a god among men, but that coy bastard can't be trusted.

[ToonyMan]

People are just gonna guess it's a Greek symbol anyway, even with the added troll specific color.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Does anyone else want to see Lord Hussie with Hypnotoad eyes?

[Deteramot]

EDIT ABOUT SBAHJ SHIRTS:

I mentioned that the second run of them GLOWN IN THE DARK. And that is true! However, the thing is, some of those new shirts got mixed in the the old ones. So I guess if you order one there is still a CHANCE you will get one that doesn't glow in the dark? So really the offer stands as the wild card originally advertised.

Step 1) Sell shirts that look like they glown in the dark, but don't, and acknowledge such.
Step 2) Comment on how great it would be if they did glown in the dark, and reveal the next batch will.
Step 3) Insist you have nothing to do with the price of merchandising items.
Step 4) Cheap out on distribution at every opportunity, so early adopters are left with no glown, and later buyers have a random chance of glown.
Step 5) Rake in cash as pathetically loyal fans repeatedly buy at least two of the same crappy shirt, significant chance of more, like a very slow form of clothing-based Internet gambling.
Step 6) Flee to international asylum when MAXIMUM TROLLING finally reaches critical mass.

Step 7)
Step PROFIT

I think this works better with the smiley face.

[Aqizzar]

Never mind that I already covered "Profit" under Step 5.  Really, do people even read bulleted lists anymore, or do they just see a string of points and append "N+1) ???, N+2) Profit" to the end?

Heck, I'm starting to wonder how many people even remember where that came from.  It was twelve years ago after all, although you only have to type "underp" for Google to know what you're looking for.