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[Duke 2.0]

Lil' Cal is mangled, not the crow. The crow is just the dead thing.

Most people count having a freaking katana lodged in your chest as mangled.

Mangling causes death. Death is the important bit here.

[Armok]

Hmm... The only dead things I can think of around here is the smal rodents the cat brings in and mum keep in the frezzer for use when she teach biology I think.
As for something I have goten and detested but modified into something less detestable? hmm... can't think of any.

[Dragooble]

My parents don't really have anything i would say i detest. nor do i have anything dead. I could go out and find some roadkill dear though. they have a lot of those here.

[Gunner-Chan]

I detest my only surviving parent. Does that count?

And I have some dead cow meats in my fridge.

[ToonyMan]

I have let's see...

2 dead gold fish which are long gone.
1 dead cat buried in my backyard illegally for like 4 years so far.
1 dead grandpa's ashes in my living room.
∞ dead bugs everywhere in my house, everywhere in everyplace.

[Aqizzar]

I detest my only surviving parent. Does that count?

I think it has to be dead first.  Not to give any ideas.

I forgot about this old bird skull I found, that would certainly work for the formerly-living part.  Can't think of anything handy whose presence I detest/resent.  Maybe my probation papers.  That'd make for a weirdass sprite.

[Dragooble]

Papers that state you are on probation or papers about probation in general?

[Rashilul]

Hmmmm...
I have a box full of dead crickets and a shirt my girlfriend bought me.
So... a cricket shirt... sprite... thing

[Taco Dan]

Hmmmm...
I have a box full of dead crickets and a shirt my girlfriend bought me.
So... a cricket shirt... sprite... thing

A sprite that looks like an anthropomorphic cricket wearing a shirt.

[eerr]

I have this giant fuzzy teddy bear up top in my closet. I'd dig that up in like a half-second. Then I would go buy the terminator's mechanical arm and a lazer-eye on E-bay, and use that for tier two prototype.

D'awww, who's my maniacal fuzzy robot bear.


I used to fear the terminator a little as a little kid because my parents forced me to watch the movie in 3d. At like 5 yrs old.
But, uh, I guess that would be a fake dead thing if that counts.

[dragnar]

1 dead cat buried in my backyard illegally for like 4 years so far.

...How do you illegally bury a cat? Was the cat secretly a fugitive from the law?

[ToonyMan]

1 dead cat buried in my backyard illegally for like 4 years so far.

...How do you illegally bury a cat? Was the cat secretly a fugitive from the law?

I'm pretty sure it's illegal to bury house pets in my town.

[Jackrabbit]

The men from the zoning board will come in black suits and sunglasses to take your cats corpse away for questioning.

[cowofdoom78963]

1 dead cat buried in my backyard illegally for like 4 years so far.

...How do you illegally bury a cat? Was the cat secretly a fugitive from the law?

I'm pretty sure it's illegal to bury house pets in my town.

Why?

A cat is feeding my tree right now. A chicken is feeding the flowers.

[ToonyMan]

I don't make the law!