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[Qmarx]

First lesson: Don't stand up.

[FuzzyZergling]

Wait, Terezi trolled him.
I thought she could only troll the alpha timeline?

[Argembarger]

noooo doomed dave was my favorite dave

[Jim Groovester]

Wait, Terezi trolled him.
I thought she could only troll the alpha timeline?

Doomed Dave is in the alpha timeline. He was as soon as he reversed.

[CJ1145]

Poor Doove. I finally think of an appropriate nickname and he up and dies.

[RedWarrior0]

Jack is on an ineffective killing spree. First, John Ascends, then he kills Doomed Dave.

Wait. Doomed Dave. DD. An acronym associated with Diamonds Droog. Dave is supposed to get with Jade. Jade has Girl's Best Friend. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Weird, random, and hopefully unintentional.

[Jervous]

Dave is Diamonds Droog

[Argembarger]

Nice Bat Deduction, gentlemen.

Hey, I spared you a TVTropes link.

I am a motherfuckin' saint all up in here.

[FuzzyZergling]

You really should have provided a link.
Really, not providing a link is ungentlemanly.

[breadbocks]

Jack is on an ineffective killing spree. First, John Ascends, then he kills Doomed Dave.

Wait. Doomed Dave. DD. An acronym associated with Diamonds Droog. Dave is supposed to get with Jade. Jade has Girl's Best Friend. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Weird, random, and hopefully unintentional.

Wait... so.... Dave= Diamonds Droog. Dave= Lord English. Therefore DD = LE. DD was "Killed" by getting punched into next week (20th) on a 30 day month that started on a Wednesday. LE can only appear on the apocalypse. Therefore, the world will end on the 20th of the next 30 day month that starts of a wednesday. The next 30 day month that starts on a Wednesday is June, 2011. Therefore, the world ends on June 20th 2011. FUUUUU

[Ninteen45]

Hate to slit your throat with this sword. Real sorry about that. My bad.

[Argembarger]

Jack is on an ineffective killing spree. First, John Ascends, then he kills Doomed Dave.

Wait. Doomed Dave. DD. An acronym associated with Diamonds Droog. Dave is supposed to get with Jade. Jade has Girl's Best Friend. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Weird, random, and hopefully unintentional.

Wait... so.... Dave= Diamonds Droog. Dave= Lord English. Therefore DD = LE. DD was "Killed" by getting punched into next week (20th) on a 30 day month that started on a Wednesday. LE can only appear on the apocalypse. Therefore, the world will end on the 20th of the next 30 day month that starts of a wednesday. The next 30 day month that starts on a Wednesday is June, 2011. Therefore, the world ends on June 20th 2011. FUUUUU

Best quote is best.

[Benevolence]

Jack is on an ineffective killing spree. First, John Ascends, then he kills Doomed Dave.

Wait. Doomed Dave. DD. An acronym associated with Diamonds Droog. Dave is supposed to get with Jade. Jade has Girl's Best Friend. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Weird, random, and hopefully unintentional.

So he's Clubs Deuce.

[Retro]

"Hate to cut and run, but..."

[RedWarrior0]

So DD = LE = CD = Dave

Dave is half Bro and half Mom. Rose is half Mom and Half Bro. Ergo, Dave = Rose.