A horrible thought begins to dawn. As we all know, Hussie is a good troll (best troll). First, he stops updating. We, the attentive audience at first assumes he is simply making another flash. This goes on for days, with attempts to contact Hussie meeting only silence.
Eventually, he posts one cryptic blog post, mentioning something about unpaid debts to the Betty Crocker corporation. Shortly thereafter, he vanishes, his house consumed in a massive fireball. People mourn, and most move on.
A few believe, however, that it cannot end without justice being sought against the batterwitch. Calling themselves the Sons of Bro, they wage a violent campaign of guerrilla warfare, slowly wearing down the resources of the corporate giant, eventually culminating in massive, synchronized, and financially back breaking explosions in all Betty Crocker factories and warehouses.
The hardcore fans finally begin to relax, believing that their prophet has been avenged. At that moment, the leading members begin to see visions of Hussie, and brief messages that flash once and vanish on the MSPA homepage during their ritual re-reading. These lead the SoB to discover that while Betty Crocker was the flagship organisation, it had spread it's tendrils into many others. These are swiftly targeted and brought down; first Yoplait, then Green Giant, Pillsbury and Old El Paso fall, and soon, the entire General Mills group is destroyed, defeated utterly.
Then, the most amazing thing happens... MSPA updates! Yes, it updates with a single page, that consists of only three words;
"Enjoy Kraft foods!"
THEN ROCKS FALL AND EVERYBODY DIES! Except for Hussie, cos, y'know, he's not actually dead.
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