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[Jim Groovester]

Well, that was anticlimactic.

Good on Tavros for trying, though.

[Qmarx]

What's the betting that that's just what she did.

RIP: Tavros' legs.

[Cthulhu]

Nah, he's gonna stab her in the vision eightfold.  Hussie can't resist a callback like that.

[CJ1145]

Fuck yeah Tavros! Man up and show that bitch who's boss!

Also,

When stupid people get in front of keyboards, THAT'S WHEN THE MAGIC HAPPENS

I imagined that all-caps part in this sort of raspy, prissy voice, and almost died of laughter.

[Soadreqm]

I think that what Tavros is doing here is a really bad idea, and he should instead tell someone who can actually take Vriska in a fight. Like Aradia. Oh, well. It's the thought that counts, I guess.

And I guess there is a chance that the narrative will force him to win. That'd be pretty cool.

[Sowelu]

You'd think someone would have warned him about stairs.

[Cthulhu]

I'm putting it 50/50:

1.  Tavros miraculously kills or maims Vriska, and she gets her comeuppance.

2.  Vriska beats Tavros handily, possibly killing him.  MAXIMUM TROLLING

[CJ1145]

I don't think Vriska's willing to kill Tavros just yet, so long as she doesn't re-cripple him I think everything will work out.

[Soadreqm]

I'm putting it 50/50:

1.  Tavros miraculously kills or maims Vriska, and she gets her comeuppance.

2.  Vriska beats Tavros handily, possibly killing him.  MAXIMUM TROLLING

3. Tavros never reaches Vriska. He's already falling down the really deep staircase. How is he going to make it across the bottomless pit?

[Sowelu]

I'm putting it 50/50:

1.  Tavros miraculously kills or maims Vriska, and she gets her comeuppance.

2.  Vriska beats Tavros handily, possibly killing him.  MAXIMUM TROLLING

3. Tavros never reaches Vriska. He's already falling down the really deep staircase. How is he going to make it across the bottomless pit?

4.  Tavros impales himself and dies, signaling that Shit Just Got Real.  Time hijinks optionally ensue.

[Cthulhu]

Nah, Vriska said Tavros would get a free shot.  I'm betting he takes her eye.

[Rose]

You'd think someone would have warned him about stairs.

FCT: D --> I'm quite sure I warned you about attempting to navigate stairs while adjusting to the new equipment

[Heliman]

I pray that the fall will make Tavros hit his head and make him think he's Rufio.

[smjjames]

This formspring entry made me a lol a little:

Hold on... How come Vriska could read Jade's "Holo-screen" (?) Did she somehow learn how to read in English?

Oh fuck, Homestuck's leaking like a sieve, EVERYONE ABANDON SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously though, its easy enough to handwave that off and it's a completely unimportant plothole. Especially when you consider that they have been talking to the kids for a good while and I'm sure Sollux could whip up some translation software unless theres already translation software on there.

[Tack]

Sollux always seemed really cool. And then I saw/talked to him in the game-part.

He seems incredibly nerdy. Like the self-righteous and pallid kind.


In any case, from a little while ago, i saw that Vriska was going to be the misguided mastermind. Now's just to see if tAVROS can kill her, and get the girl. And if the magician of hope and the seer will have their climatic romance.