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Aqizzar

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Re: MSPA: THE INTERNET CAN'T HANDLE ME
« Reply #11430 on: October 27, 2010, 08:08:45 pm »

Strength does not equal mass?  Also, it was hilarious, and you don't question hilarious things.
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Re: MSPA: THE INTERNET CAN'T HANDLE ME
« Reply #11431 on: October 27, 2010, 08:10:41 pm »

Strength does not equal mass?  Also, it was hilarious, and you don't question hilarious things.
Yes, but when Equius flexes his muscles the universe implodes and rebuilds itself.

Why didn't larva Equius beat Karkat up?
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Re: MSPA: THE INTERNET CAN'T HANDLE ME
« Reply #11432 on: October 27, 2010, 08:11:06 pm »

Rule of Funny.

Also, maybe he kinda went slack so Nepeta didn't hit him like he was a brick wall.

Or maybe he was just surprised. He does look surprised.

Maybe just for fun he threw himself backwards with Nepeta, so that he slid as well.
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Re: MSPA: THE INTERNET CAN'T HANDLE ME
« Reply #11433 on: October 27, 2010, 08:18:09 pm »

Reading this has given me an urge to find Hulk Hogan in a crowd, push him down, and then disappear into the crowd so he can't kick my ass.
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Re: MSPA: THE INTERNET CAN'T HANDLE ME
« Reply #11434 on: October 27, 2010, 08:23:05 pm »

Are you sure you'd even get that far? Hulk Hogan is 302 pounds of pure muscle. I doubt even a normal bodybulder could push him down.
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Re: MSPA: THE INTERNET CAN'T HANDLE ME
« Reply #11435 on: October 27, 2010, 08:23:49 pm »

He's also really flamboyant.

I saw him in a pink feathered boa once. It was hilarious.
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Re: MSPA: THE INTERNET CAN'T HANDLE ME
« Reply #11436 on: October 27, 2010, 08:29:56 pm »

This topic just made a 90 degree turn into awesometown.
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Re: MSPA: THE INTERNET CAN'T HANDLE ME
« Reply #11437 on: October 27, 2010, 08:30:14 pm »

Strength does not equal mass?  Also, it was hilarious, and you don't question hilarious things.
Yes, but when Equius flexes his muscles the universe implodes and rebuilds itself.

Why didn't larva Equius beat Karkat up?

Maybe the strength is relative? He does look stronger than the other grubs.
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Re: MSPA: THE INTERNET CAN'T HANDLE ME
« Reply #11438 on: October 27, 2010, 08:32:16 pm »

Strength does not equal mass?  Also, it was hilarious, and you don't question hilarious things.
Yes, but when Equius flexes his muscles the universe implodes and rebuilds itself.

Why didn't larva Equius beat Karkat up?
Who says he didn't?
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Re: MSPA: THE INTERNET CAN'T HANDLE ME
« Reply #11439 on: October 27, 2010, 08:33:40 pm »

I imagine Babby Equius would be about as strong as a fully grown troll, meaning that he can climba all over Karkat without causeing him bodily harm, but could probably also beat the snot out of him if Mr. Beepbeepmeow decided to take umbridge to his right horn.

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IDE/THEORY: Karkat broke Equius' horn as a grub!
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Re: MSPA: THE INTERNET CAN'T HANDLE ME
« Reply #11440 on: October 27, 2010, 08:39:11 pm »

Mr. Beepbeepmeow? Which beepbeepmeow are you talking about? :) lol
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Re: MSPA: THE INTERNET CAN'T HANDLE ME
« Reply #11441 on: October 27, 2010, 08:39:30 pm »


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Re: MSPA: THE INTERNET CAN'T HANDLE ME
« Reply #11442 on: October 27, 2010, 08:42:09 pm »

Yes Karkat, go ahead and throw your past-infant self around the room violently. You certainly don't risk a time paradox or anything.
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« Reply #11443 on: October 27, 2010, 08:43:12 pm »

Duke you forgot someone. I count ten little wrigglers on the ground, and Karkat wriggler being airborne.
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Re: MSPA: THE INTERNET CAN'T HANDLE ME
« Reply #11444 on: October 27, 2010, 08:44:10 pm »

Does the forum change bastard into beepbeepmeow?

LET'S FIND OUT!

Nope....
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