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Re: MSPA: There is always a 'U'pdate!
« Reply #10830 on: October 20, 2010, 04:24:36 pm »

I'm honestly surprised nobody's shipped (insert Felt member here)/Snowman.
I'm kind of perplexed by this statement.
I can provide evidence that these ships have been done to death. What do you want, Felt as themselves, Felt as humans or genderbent Felt?

 Also, this means Karkat has been doing some research into Human biology. This brings up the prospect of a hilarious pesterlog that the MSPA forum member Nickie has gracefully provided us with.

EB: see, when a man and a women love each other very much, they do, uh, stuff, and a baby is made!
EB: it's pretty simple really!

CG: WHAT THE FUCK. THEY JUST MAKE A GRUB? JUST LIKE THAT?
EB: well actually it takes nine months, but yeah.
CG: AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING MOTHERGRUB?
EB: i don't know what that means, but the mother is the woman.
CG: HOLY SHIT. THAT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. YOU HAVE TO BE SHITTING ME.
CG: WAIT, I FORGOT THAT YOU'RE A GODDAMN PRANKSTER THAT LIKES MAKING PEOPLE LOOK LIKE DIPSHITS. WOW I'M REALLY ASHAMED OF MYSELF FOR ACTUALLY FALLING FOR THAT FOR A SECOND THERE.

EB: no i'm not messing with you now!
EB: that is seriously how it works.
EB: can troll homosexuals actually mate or something?

CG: FIRST OF ALL THAT WORD IS STUPID AND DOES NOT APPLY TO US.
CG: SECOND, NO FUCKING DUH, ALL THE GENETIC MATERIAL MIXES. LIMITING YOURSELF TO CERTAIN GENDERS IS JUST FUCKING RETARDED.
CG: NOT TO MENTION THAT YOU HAVE ONE GODDAMN QUADRANT.

EB: oh jeez again with the quadrants.
EB: excuse us for not having a super complicated system that makes everything harder!

CG: ONLY IF YOU'RE A COMPLETE IDIOT. IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO FIGURE OUT, SHIT FOR BRAINS.
CG: SEE, YOU HUMANS ALREADY HAVE REDROM, EVEN IF YOUR MATESPRITS ARE FUCKING GENDER SPECIFIC BECAUSE YOUR BIOLOGY IS MENTALLY CHALLENGED.

EB: oh man you're going to explain this all to me now aren't you.
CG: YES. SHUT UP AND FUCKING PAY ATTENTION.
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Re: MSPA: There is always a 'U'pdate!
« Reply #10831 on: October 20, 2010, 04:27:30 pm »

Oh. Oh dear.
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Re: MSPA: There is always a 'U'pdate!
« Reply #10832 on: October 20, 2010, 04:32:06 pm »

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?CG: JEGUS I AM SO TIRED.
CTG: you should go back to sleep
CTG: it was so much cooler when you were asleep and i basically never had to listen to you ever

?CG: I CAN'T GO TO SLEEP
CEB: why not?
?CG: BECAUSE I'M TOO TIRED TO EXPLAIN WHY IS WHY.
?CG: YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT LATER.

So I was reading this again and this stuck out to me.

Somehow I don't think Karkat's dreamself is dead. And I think something horrible is happening to him when he falls asleep.
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Re: MSPA: There is always a 'U'pdate!
« Reply #10833 on: October 20, 2010, 04:32:40 pm »

Oh my Dark God.

This is solid fucking gold.

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?CG: THE CROWD GOES WILD WITH DISMAY, AND THEN COMMITS MASS SUICIDE.
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Re: MSPA: There is always a 'U'pdate!
« Reply #10834 on: October 20, 2010, 04:34:33 pm »

 Jim, I think that theory may be right. It was said earlier that he didn't wake up 'till after they defeated the Black King, so if he didn't wake up before Prospit went kaboom then his dreamself must still be able to wake up.

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« Reply #10835 on: October 20, 2010, 04:36:25 pm »

Somehow I don't think Karkat's dreamself is dead. And I think something horrible is happening to him when he falls asleep.

Two possibilities.  One, losing a dreamself, especially when oneself is unconscious at the time, is such a traumatic experience that it makes the act of sleeping into a problem in itself.  We haven't seen Jade wake up yet (of course), so that's just wild speculation.

The other possibility has already been explained.  Karkat's on the verge of a murderous rampage.  Or something.
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« Reply #10836 on: October 20, 2010, 04:40:24 pm »

Or a third possibility: Karkat's dreamself isn't dead, and Karkat can't go to sleep because Lord English is waiting to inflict horrors upon him.

He can't go to sleep because he's frightened to do so.
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« Reply #10837 on: October 20, 2010, 04:41:58 pm »

Can't sleep, god will eat me?  Yeah, I can see that happening.

Come to think of it, I wonder if Hussie is building up to some sort of Halloween-themed special thing.
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« Reply #10838 on: October 20, 2010, 04:43:41 pm »

Awww, is little Karkat scared of the boogeyman?

Come to think of it, I wonder if Hussie is building up to some sort of Halloween-themed special thing.

Oh god I hope so.
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« Reply #10839 on: October 20, 2010, 04:46:07 pm »

Can't sleep, god will eat me?  Yeah, I can see that happening.

Come to think of it, I wonder if Hussie is building up to some sort of Halloween-themed special thing.

Troll nightmares would certainly fit the theme.

It can't be because he is falling off the moon and is scared of heights since he'll eventually crash onto Skaia. I'll go with the visions of horror theory.
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« Reply #10840 on: October 20, 2010, 04:53:11 pm »

Karkat is hatching a plan. If he fell asleep that information might work its way into Lord English's hands.

So it might also be mission critical that he doesn't fall asleep, in addition to him just being scared shitless of the big bad indestructible demon.
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« Reply #10841 on: October 20, 2010, 04:57:27 pm »

Anybody else think the subconscious dark carnage is more analogous to sleep deprivation for trolls? We haven't gotten any other details about it besides what was said in the page Aqizzar linked.
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« Reply #10842 on: October 20, 2010, 04:59:43 pm »

And of course, reading archives is always such a delicious waste of time...

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CG: ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT WILL BE THE MIRACLE TO END ALL MIRACLES?
CG: IT'LL BE IF I EVER MEET A KID I DESPISE MORE THAN YOU.
CG: THAT WILL MAKE ME A MOTHERFUCKIN CONVERT.
CG: I'LL SEE LIGHT SO BRIGHT I'LL NEED GC TO WALK ME AROUND SO I DON'T BUMP INTO SHIT.
CG: SIGN ME UP FOR YOUR IDIOTIC CLOWN RELIGION OK.

TC: hAhAhAhA yOu fUcKiN gOt It BrOtHeR!
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« Reply #10843 on: October 20, 2010, 05:03:37 pm »

That needs to be referenced.
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« Reply #10844 on: October 20, 2010, 06:19:02 pm »

That memo. Was the greatest thing. I have. ever. re. ad.
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