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[Qmarx]

Quite ironic, as the spies walk about in suits in public.

Hmm, he's later than usual.

Off I go................
Posted on 06 Oct 2010 by Andrew

To NEW YORK! I will be there Fri/Sat/Sun. Come see me! Updates resume probably Monday.

If you're waiting on a troll shirt, I have it on good authority that just about all outstanding orders will be in the mail within a week!

Speaking of coolkids clothes, there should be some neat stuff hitting the topatoco store in not too long. So don't spend any of your money. You will need it to buy that stuff, ok??? Cool.

[Jim Groovester]

Read the latest news post.

Then facepalm.

DAMMIT, ninjaed.

[Retro]

I had hoped 'leaving Friday' would have meant an update Thursday, but oh well. If we're lucky we'll get an update in two hours, a time he frequently posts late stuff, but unlikely.

[Soadreqm]

Spoiler: Show Chatlog (click to show/hide)

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG]

CG: HEY FUCKSTICK
CG: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE.
CG: WHATS YOUR DEAL ANYWAY.
TG: being awesome of course
TG: unless you mean besides that
TG: ive got plenty of more specific deals too
CG: DONT TELL ME
CG: ALL THE DEALS RIGHT.
TG: sure why not
TG: my life is the smokey back room
TG: hard to see through all the deals being made
TG: its like
CG: SHUT YOUR FLAPPING HUMAN PIEHOLE.
CG: IM NOT HERE TO LISTEN TO YOUR SELF AGGRANDIZING BULLSHIT
CG: SHES ALREADY TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOUR INCESSANT BLABBERING AND LIES.
TG: incessant ill give you but aint no lies here bro
TG: just pure unadulterated truth and consequences
TG: dropped like an atom bomb to end the irreconcilable world as you know it
TG: and it dont stop
CG: GODDAMMIT THIS IS EXACTLY THE PROBLEM
CG: STOP TALKING ABOUT ADULTERATION.
CG: IN FACT STOP TALKING ALTOGETHER
CG: ESPECIALLY TO HER.
TG: whos this woman you keep bringing up
CG: MY WOMAN YOU BULGEBLOCKING JACKASS.
CG: THATS THE FUCKING MESSAGE I CAME HERE TO RAM THROUGH YOUR FLIMSY PALPATING HUMAN CRANIUM
CG: STOP MESSING WITH MY WOMAN.
TG: i dont know or care what alien woman youre talking about
TG: you mean the spazzy flighty blind broad with the hankerin for my human osteospar or whatever
CG: YOU NOOKGOBBLING SON OF A BRINESUCKING WHOREBEAST.
TG: cause if shes got the taste for strider thats not my problem
TG: im just such a fucking catch my scent trail must be irresistible to her
CG: STOP FUCKING INSULTING THAT BITCH RIGHT NOW.
TG: uh
CG: ONLY I INSULT HER
CG: THAT SWEET ANTAGONISM BELONGS TO ME.
TG: jegus its all cool dude
TG: its no skin off my back
TG: that skin is firmly in place
TG: this healthy epidermis aint flaking off nowhere
CG: WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE SEE IN YOU ANYWAY.
CG: YEAH YOUVE GOT SOME SOLID INSULTS GOING ON BUT
CG: WAIT A MINUTE.
CG: THIS IS RETALIATION ISNT IT.
TG: more fantastic alien psychology inbound
TG: as if i dont have enough human psychobabble to take cover from
TG: dude i dont even know you
CG: THIS IS ABOUT THE JOHN HUMAN ISNT IT.
CG: YOURE INTIMIDATED BY MY MASTERFUL ANTAGONISM OF HIM.
CG: YOURE JEALOUS OF US AND OUR RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE YOU WANT HIM FOR YOURSELF.
TG: even if that were fucking true
TG: and i keep telling everyone its not
TG: because it totally isnt
CG: MY SUPERIOR VOID BOMB OF TRUTH LANDS A DIRECT HIT.
CG: SCORE ONE FOR ALTERNIA.
TG: point is i dont need to no reason to be awesome and draw a fawning crowd
TG: or compete with an alien dipshit who wants all the dweeby flighty morons to himself
TG: who the hell are you anyway
CG: AS FAR AS YOURE CONCERNED
CG: GOD.
CG: BOW DOWN OR BE SMOTE BITCH.

I like this.

As for the translation nonsense: There is a troll Will Smith, and all you can worry about is how they're speaking English? What is wrong with you?

[Deteramot]

Will Smith is ubiquitous to all universes. He is another Universal constant: W.

[Elegy]

Got my troll shirts this morning.

Shit. fucking. yes.

they also came with a written message from one of the trolls >:3

[Deteramot]

Ooh ooh, which ones did you get? What were the messages?

SPILL THE BEANS!

[Armok]

SPIILL T)(3 B3ANS!!!!!!!!

[Karnewarrior]

D--> Spill the beans, before I get...
D--> Hasty...

[Soadreqm]

Oh, man. Now I wish I'd ordered a troll shirt.

If only my zodiac sign was better.

[Elegy]

I got leo and scorpio :3

Spoiler:  the message (click to show/hide)

 uHH, dONT wEAR tHESE iNTO tHE rECOOPERACOON oR yOU'LL, uHH, hAVE tO cHANGE,

[Duke 2.0]

 Every time I see people talking about the shirts they only produce the Tavros quote. I'm getting the feeling that everybody got a Tavros quote.

[ToonyMan]

She's still 13.

SHE'S SIX SOLAR SWEEPS OLD YOU SICK FUCKS

IT WAS FOR HIS WIFE RING, HE NEEDED TO BRING HER BACK IN AN ATTRACTIVE BODY

[Duke 2.0]

 I was referencing some comic with that, but hell if I can try to find the source.

 Also, summary of the present plot arc:
 

[Aqizzar]

Also, summary of the present plot arc:

[Rock'em Sock'em Boy-Toys]

Dammit, I was going to post that.  Speaking of, I've got like a million fanarts since the last time there was a big dump.  As is customary for any time Hussie goes on vacation, shall there be dumps?