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[Phantom]

OOC: I am bored and my dog killed a rat and gave it to me, so I will post weather you like it or not.


OM NOM NOM *notices dirt* MUST EAT DUDE THROWING DIRT! DIRT REMIND ME OF GARDEN

*wakes up* Hey I don't remember even having these clothes. (change into SWAT armor completely painted black, black face bandanna, and another black bandanna to wear like the one that solid snake wears) "I loved working for Delta Force."

[zchris13]

*wakes up* Hey I don't remember even having these clothes. (change into SWAT armor completely painted black, black face bandanna, and another black bandanna to wear like the one that solid snake wears)*takes out pistol* OK WHERE IS THAT DUDE IM GONNA PUNCH HIM

You probably aren't going to be allowed to do that.

[Phantom]

Do what?

[woose1]

Change into clothes that you don't have.

ALSO I AM TOO ANGRY RIGHT NOW TO DO THIS. MY FRIEND IS HOSTING A GAME THAT HE STARTED WITHOUT ME AND NOW I CAN'T TALK TO HIM SO I CAN'T PLAY AND HE STILL HAS 40 MINUTES LEFT. RAAAEG.

[Phantom]

Then go to my house by time traveling, BUT WAKE UP FIRST and get requested clothes to look badass

[woose1]

I don't think you understand how time traveling works.

Time traveling travels IN TIME. You can't go from one spot to the other using it. You can only travel back or forth in time. As for house, when did this come up? What house? Where do you plan on getting these clothes? All you have is some stretchy tights and a jetpack.

[Phantom]

Using Courer Des Bois Ancestry, go find an animal, preferably a wolf pack, and kill them, skin them, and turn the skin into clothing, use a raccoons skin for a hat.
OOC: My father and brother do have armor, my brothers a county sherrif, my father works in a library, checking out books to inmates.

[woose1]

http://home.att.net/~mman/TanningSkinning.htm

READ IT. ARRRG.

It takes 2-3 days to trap an animal using specialized equipment under the best of conditions, then another 1-2 days to tan the skin to make it into crude clothing. Are you sure you want to do that?

Also, I still need a post for our resident bigfoot.

[Phantom]

Look for them not TRAP them, ie. use jetpack to scout fast, find some animals, use a fireaxe because remember, you said he is a firefighter, skin them with a knife, hey I pulled out a medkit, and use there skin as useful clothes, even if they are drenched with blood.

[zchris13]

Yeah, these people, all like, do this, and I'm all like: that'll be a thousand dollars, and a thingamigig that bends the rules of space and time. No. Not happening.

And thier like, "Why not?" all whiny. Aurgh! RAGE!

[woose1]

I AM RAGING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I WAITED 50 MINUTES FOR A GAME AND THEN WHEN IT ENDED HE QUIT SO I DIDN'T GET TO PLAY EVEN AFTER ALL THAT TIME RAGE!!

[Phantom]

Excuse me what game are you talking about?

[woose1]

I AM TOO ANGRY TO EXPLAIN. HEADACHE. RAAAAEEEG

[Phantom]

Calm down sir, breathe, breathe, go beat up your friend, go beat up something inanimate, go play something called Torture game.

[zchris13]

Torture game.

OH MAN THOSE GAMES MAKE ME RAAAAAAEEEEG. RAEG!!!!