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[woose1]

>You're in your dreamworld now. It's going to take more than a poorly designed set of plans to snap you out of it.
>_

[Phantom]

Slap self into sense, get behind a tree, and change into ordinary clothes I wear every day, a 502nd paratrooper uniform, knock out dude I saved, equip Browning Automatic Rifle, retry time warp and get to the Paratrooper drop, put on Parachute, jump out of airplane with dude, he is wearing a Fedora And A suit, find signaler.

[woose1]

Please, guys, don't over-analyze the situation at hand and come up with a complicated series of events that requires planning ahead, and please don't forcefully change the game to your liking. I'm going to ignore that last post. 

[Asheron]

> Try to find civilization

[Phantom]

Oh Fine then, go back to sanity, change clothes to SWAT armor or WW2 American Uniform, punch the guy I saved,hard, for taking advantage of flashback

[ac31]

snap back to the current date and time, refreshed from your experience with delusional superheroes and time travel, and ready to deal with the situation at hand

mainly the ho

[Phantom]

OOC: Dude, you spontaneously combusted and she ran away, and you don't time travel

[woose1]

(Indeed.  )
>You wonder off, in scent of hobo piss and asbestos. To civilization!! You wonder the forest for several hours, and you're starting to get hungry. And cold. You have no idea where you are.
>_

>You attempt to get out of this crazy nightmare, but only end up making the dream sillier. Your mud-drenched uniform is now several shades of polko-dots, and the man sitting beside you has grown an extra foot. You shoulder your rifle and sigh.
>_

[ac31]

find some people with a camera and shuffle ominously behind some trees, therefore creating the bigfoot myth

[woose1]

>You wish you could find some people, but... wait, hey, you spot two odd looking men with cameras around their necks hiking along a trail! That means civilization! In your excitement you apishly lope along the treeline towards the other end of the trail. The men stop to take photos of you and your strange gait.
>_

[woose1]

LOADING...

I have to go to bed, more tomorrow.

[Phantom]

Try as hard as I can to get to sanity, If I succeed, change clothes into Swat Armor Or WW2 American Uniform, If I Fail, go to my brothers dreams and mess them up with my zombie outbreak memories, such as one of my best friends getting eaten alive.Oh and find dude and give him shotgun and a sandwitch when sane.




Make ape sounds and throw dirt at hikers

[Phantom]

... Meh
(Carnivorous Potato) ATTACK HIKERS AND THE DUDE THEY ARE TAKING PICTURES OF

[zchris13]

Spontaneously shoot pillars of flame at the hikers!

[woose1]

>You focus all your anger, at the strange man in tights, at the hikers, and even at that man-eating potato that's attacking them right now! You manage to make a small flame appear at your fingertips for a moment, then it fizzles out with an unpleasant sound. You decide to just throw dirt at them. The Potato seems to be winning the fight.
>_

>You try, and try and try and try and strain to get yourself out of this nightmare! It causes total chaos in the dream, and the sky turns several shades of orange while the bullets around you morph into flying doorknobs. The ground beneath you becomes spongy, then metallic, then rocky again. You suddenly snap out of it and revert back to reality! You are in a forest clearing, wearing stretchy tights. You have collapsed from exhaustion.
>_

>Tasty, tasty human flesh! For too long have you been locked in the vegetable drawer! It is time to get revenge on these humans!
>_