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[Enzo]

HEADBUTT.

No one ever expects a headbutt when they are talking.

[Phantom]

THROW A SMOKE BALL ON THE GROUND AND GET THE F*CK OUT OF THERE LIKE THE PUSSIE YOU ARE!!!!

[woose1]

>ARGBLRLRLG CONFLICTING ORDERS. You let out a small gargling sound, which makes the ho pause for a moment, a strange look on her face. She continues talking anyway.
>_

[Phantom]

>Spontaneously Combust.

[ac31]

SHOOP DA WHOOP

[Phantom]

>Call upon Phantom, American Rifleman to shoot Ho

[woose1]

>You focus your inner chi, or something, and burst into flames! The ho screams and runs away, and you laugh in victory! Er... you would, if you weren't burning to death.
GAH FIRE!!!
>_

[Phantom]

Stop, drop and roll fool

[ac31]

pretend to be a buddist monk protesting against the vietnamese war, someone will douse you with water

[Phantom]

Call upon Phantom, American Firefighter

[woose1]

>GAH! You're already on the ground! Alright, focus! You roll haphazardly to your right, into the street. Wait, the street? Oh shit a truck! Oh Phantom, save us!!!    
कृपया युद्ध बंद करो. यह सही नहीं है!
HOOONK!!
>_

[Phantom]

Call upon John Eubanks, not mutated on the outside but freakishly strong guy and he is good, to stop the truck

[ac31]

falcon punch the truck

[Phantom]

OOC:WE ARE ON THE GROUND AND WE ARE NOT CAPTAIN IRONBLOOD FALCON

[woose1]

>You've exhausted your hero tokens for today! You close your eyes and wait for the truck to mercifully end your existance, but alas! You feel something strong lift you off the street and into the sky! The immediate acceleration douses the flames. "Oh thank you Phantom, the american firefighter!". Once you peel off the dead, burnt layer of skin from most of your body, you should be fine!
>_