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[woose1]

>You are in a very poor looking neighborhood. You can see apartment buildings in various stages on abandonment to either side of you. Across the street, a couple of tough looking African American teens sit on the steps of a red-bricked building, almost all of its windows replaced with boards. To your left, you see a very sassy-looking woman coming towards you with a purposeful stride. Behind you, a cheap looking drugstore lies in shambles, but still seems to be in business. There is nothing to your right except a very long street, occasionally dotted with intersections. You can hear bee-bop music, although you cannot identify the source. You are wearing a pair of baggy track pants, a wool sweater and some very stylish sunglasses.
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(I will do whatever action you please, although please be aware that you cannot end the adventure simply by killing yourself. Also, this is in no way racist, however it does use some various stereotypes in a humorous fashion and is based off a real experience. Also skewed. A-LOT.  )

[Asheron]

> Greet the very sassy-looking woman with the words "wazza biatch?"

[woose1]

>You give the ho next to you a good learnin', but she doesn't seem amused. She keeps coming towards you now, almost sprinting.
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EDIT: Come one people! You guys usually jump over this kind of stuff!

[ac31]

pretend that you are packing heat to scare off the ho

[woose1]

>You reach for your jacket pock-wait, you're wearing a wool sweater that your grandma made you, there are no pockets. You instead reach for your pants pocket-wait, trackpants. The ho will be here any moment!
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[Phantom]

>Perform roundhouse kicks/melee combat against ho.

[zchris13]

Flying, somersaulting, air dodge.

[Enzo]

Take off wool sweater. It's summer, damnit!

[Phantom]

SHORYUKEN or HADOKEN or HURRICANE KICK

[woose1]

ENTER COMBAT MODE!!

>You scream your best ninja impression and take a flying leap kick at the ho, while ripping off your wool sweater like the manly man you are. The ho counter-attacks! Ho uses harpy-scream!

A terrible screech emanates from the ho's maw, sending a wall of sound towards you. You are too deep rooted in dreams of becoming Jackie Chan to dodge. The wall of sound blasts you backwards, shattering many windows in the buildings to your left. The very concrete becomes alive from the vibrations in the air. You hit the ground, HARD, and pass out for a few seconds.
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EXIT COMBAT MODE!!

[Phantom]

WAKE UP LIKE THE PUSSIE  YOU ARE

[woose1]

>You WAKE UP LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE. Groggily opening your eyes, you see a confused store manager looking out what used to be his store-front window. The ho is standing above you, yelling, but you cannot hear her because of a loud whining sound in your ears. The kids across the street seem unfazed. You are slightly uncomfortable from the broken glass you are lying on without a shirt.
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[Phantom]

 SHORYUKEN THE HO ON THE CHIN

[woose1]

>You weakly throw a limp-fisted punch ho-wards. She easily catches your hand. You can start to hear what she is saying.

What the HEEELL you doing, stupid!? I've been looking all day for you and your nancy ass sunglasses!
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[Caz]

FLEE