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Re: Let's play Space Empires V - Yes, I am starting ANOTHER ONE!
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2009, 05:35:22 pm »

*Woose1 softly talks to himself*
I'm a captain! :3
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« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2009, 12:57:58 pm »

Okay, so we’re basically done the first turn. Here’s the rundown:

Over the course of the last turn, we got a few new techs…some new, some we improved old tech. Storage facilities that raise our resource maximums, slightly better missiles, turrets that shoot at incoming missiles, megahospitals and a ship component used for giving emergency plague treatment to a planet, and intelligence centers.

Here’s two images. The first is our system.



Note the pretty warp point. That’s the exit to our system, which we will broach when the plot appropriate time happens. There are also a bunch of planets we can colonize, and a pretty little storm in the background to the upper right. Anyways, here’s a shot of the system, but with circles around the colonizable planets.



2,3 and 5 are all tiny rocks you can only plunk one facility on. They suck, and are probably going to get purchased by a certain mining company unless someone else expresses an interest. One of them has no minerals at all, I think, so it’s an absolute dud planet, basically. You could farm on it, or something. 1 and 4 are slightly larger, so you might be able to accomplish something on them. I think the limit is something like 3 or 5 facilities…still a pain in the arse. 6 is an ice planet. We can’t actually settle there. However, probes have shown that it’s a very nice place. It’s got an atmosphere that’s perfect for breathing, low radiation, mild weather. So, once we’ve got ice colonies…which will take forever…we’ll have a really nice planet waiting for us in our capital. Anyhoo.

It’s new, it’s exciting, it’s sleek, and it’s fast! It’s the new “Big Boskii” spacecraft! Yes, for the first time ever, spacecraft are available to anyone who wants to go into space! Explore the reaches of the system! Go camping out in the ice worlds, explore the asteroid fields! Orbit above our home planet and look down on us, go ahead, you know you want to!



The “Big Boskii” features new, never before seen technology in a spacecraft. It is armed with dual depleted uranium cannons (A*) fed by a large ordinance storage system (B) that works something like a revolver when linked to the cannons*. The engines have much more fuel, because of our supply storage systems (C) attached to them. Truly, the “Big Boskii” is a wonderfull ship, and well worth the moola you will have to fork out to get it, and the long wait.

Don’t pay attention to the total lack of armor, and the too little engines. It’s the only ship on the market, so take it or leave it!

*Not necessarily legal.
*Not really, but it’s the best metaphor we’ve got that’s exciting sounding.

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Re: Let's play Space Empires V - Yes, I am starting ANOTHER ONE!
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2009, 01:05:58 pm »

As the man in charge of the colonization effort, I think we should focus on the home system first and foremost. Also, my private space-car needs more fuel tanks. Right now it can only make it halfway across the system before I need to switch, I don't care about the fuel crisis, I have meetings to attend!
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2009, 01:29:38 pm »

Heehee. Fuel crisis. I think I can run with that. I have enough feedback from people, (mostly in PM format), so now I'm going to do a much bigger update. Starting right now.

EDIT: Toonyman, you can rename the capitol planet. Something reasonable, please.
« Last Edit: July 30, 2009, 01:32:17 pm by Glacies »
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Re: Let's play Space Empires V - Yes, I am starting ANOTHER ONE!
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2009, 01:35:42 pm »

EDIT: Toonyman, you can rename the capitol planet. Something reasonable, please.
Toonyman, you can rename the capitol planet. Something reasonable, please.
Toonyman, you can rename the capitol planet. Something reasonable
Toonyman reasonable
Reasonable. Toonyman. In the same sentence.
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« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2009, 01:43:35 pm »

I don't even have a purpose right now and I can still tell you how unlikely Toonyman being reasonable right now. Also, the third world makes excellent spaceship parts, and starving orphan tears make a great addition to any liquor cabinet!
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One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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Re: Let's play Space Empires V - Yes, I am starting ANOTHER ONE!
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2009, 01:49:11 pm »

Eggersdorf bei Graz.
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« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2009, 01:51:41 pm »

Wow, now that... thats just some kind of divine insight into the human mind and the universe. It has inspired me to do works of great good! But first, I need to cut sweatshop workers wages in half while simeltaneously boosting the price of my products.
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Once tried to conquer Earth, and succeeded! Too bad it got really, really boring, really, really fast.

One day, we shall all look back on this, and laugh. Sorry about the face, by the way, and the legs, and the eyes, and the arms. In fact, sorry 'bout the whole body.

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« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2009, 02:11:14 pm »

Eggersdorf bei Graz.
That's a pretty good name, actually.
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« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2009, 02:13:32 pm »

The name sounds dwarven.
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« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2009, 02:44:18 pm »

A lot of stuff happened the last couple turns... err, for early game, that is.



Today, the first ever colony ship to be constructed has finally launched on its mission to Jahannam, the future capital. Captain Woose reports being very excited about the mission, while the Emperor declined to make a statement. Meanwhile, however, the situation back home is getting rather tense as fuel is in incredibly short supply. Government agencies have not helped matters, by selling a numerous mega-gallons of fuel to RC Extraction, a company specializing in mineral extraction. One man, known only as “Chris” made the following statement: “Captain Toon is the villain responsible for letting all the fuel be sold to the evil corporation! If the government won’t do anything about it, Citizens may have to take matters into their own hands! We cannot allow evil such as Martin Empier and Toon to squeeze us like this!”

Speaking of Martin Empier, the manager of the colonization project has reportedly sold the rights to colonize the planet labeled as “1” to the RC extraction co. Reportedly, the company is having another colony ship built to go and settle on the planet. When asked about the fuel crisis, he made the following statement: “What do you care about a little fuel, huh? Soon, we will all live in space, and you will all be my slaves.” Then, it was reported that he burst into a fit of maniacal laughter and had to be hospitalized.



^ The RC extraction colony ship. ^

-Later-

Newly promoted Captain Nirur Torir has done it again! This time he rescued 6 million people from certain death by thwarting a plot by rebels to immolate a massive fuel tanker above the city of Beii, showering improvised napalm all over the city. When asked to comment, the Captain said he was only doing his job. Rumors that the Captain will be sent to the newly settled planet of Jahannam to have a private audience with the Emperor are unknown to be true. The rebels responsible have been apprehended and imprisoned. Martin Empier was heard as saying “YOU CAN’T CUT FUNDING! YOU’LL REGRET THIS!”

Jahannam construction continues, with a large space-port under construction. This massive space yard will be used to construct government ships in times to come. There is also news that a radioactives extraction facility is coming in the next year to relieve the fuel crisis. It is expected that construction may take up to five years.



The RC extraction colony ship has sent it’s confirmation home. The expedition has arrived safely, with no personnel losses or equipment failure. They have begun to construct the new headquarters for the company.



^ The system as it is now. ^

Okay, guys. Now would be a good time to start claiming planets. 1 is no longer available, but the rest are up for grabs. If you want a “Big Boskii” ask me about it. Anyways, I’m gonna take a little break from updating. I’ll get back to it sometime this evening, or tomorrow or something.

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Re: Let's play Space Empires V - Yes, I am starting ANOTHER ONE!
« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2009, 02:48:21 pm »

Did you just reference me?
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« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2009, 02:50:05 pm »

People people!  YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW OIL LOGIC WORKS.  I sell for profit and you all pay me!
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« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2009, 03:36:32 pm »

I want a ship, and the dud planet with a ship production facility on it as a reward for services rendered please. Torir Shipyards, Inc has been founded.
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« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2009, 03:54:58 pm »

i don't need to claim a planet nor a ship, since it seem my rich corporation just got both. but i'll have to ask some questions i think.
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