The date is 2042.2
LAME STEREOTYPE TURN ON MODE GO
First off, here’s a slightly elderly newspaper I think you’ll get a kick out of reading. Crap like this has been going on all the time on Astar. Planet’s almost hollow, the way they treat it. And get this: They’re still mining it out. It’s just make-work, man.
https://share.acrobat.com/adc/document.do?docid=717accdc-0d1a-49a7-94c1-0aef1b4857dbMan, you heard? Prowler company’s cracking down on the sons’, big time. They parked that great big friggin’ space-ship over us, and crack teams of commando’s have been running all over the place executing them and takin’ them into custody. It’s hell to live in Eggersdorf, but at least you can take a leak without someone watching you, unlike Jahannam.
Course’, apparently the sons don’t appreciate all the special attention, so they blew Cerberus space yard sky high. They’re gonna have to build the whole facility from scratch. And does THAT suck or what? Least some of the security forces they’ve got running around Beii city making my sister’s life hell will go home and make sure it doesn’t happen again. Still, that’s pretty serious. I hear a lot of people died, y’know?
But the government’s too busy playing with ice planet survivability odds flow charts and stuff to care about our plight. Sometimes I think the sons have the right idea…then they pull shit like blowing out my granddad’s workplace into tiny little bits. But I digest.