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Fortify the mountain!

Build a bigger-volume magma cannon!

Build a massive jail for stopping the inevitable tantrum spiral.

Construct the city in the cavern!

Start a new megaproject.

Hail Discordia!(fnord)

[Demonic Spoon]

I placed the levers in the statue garden with the mystery statue, above the bedrooms, don't kow if that helps any now.

EDIT: And I have placed [N]otes on all my levers.

[Samus1111111]

YES.
BEAT THEM ALL.
BEAT THEM GOOD.

Bad idea, one of the dwarves had 50 hammerstrikes, a beating, and at least 50 days in prison at the end of my turn

[nil]

Altho with no water it barely matters how much they get hurt--a broken arm is a death sentence.

[Demonic Spoon]

Truly this is a wonderful fortress, the merest scratch dooms you to a slow and painful death, muhahaha!!!

[skaltum]

ummm i havn't died have i? I'm the dungeon master and my heretic in law is just named demonic spoon 4. i expect her to be dead tbh

[nil]

You're still around, you'll be a legendary furnace operator pretty quick.

[Demonic Spoon]

And me? I'm a legendary stonecrafter last I heard.

[Skid]

*Plays a harp while watching SparkGear burn.* 

Here's the save, main change since last save is that we're down to about 100 dwarves at 10th Limestone, 210, and... well, that's about it. I honestly wouldn't blame you for reverting back a couple saves, the lack of water makes it really hard to stop people from dying all over the place once a spiral is started.  If migrants show up it might be worth just locking them alone somewhere and have them populate the fortress from scratch.

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=1335

[zarmazarma]

Truly this is a wonderful fortress, the merest scratch dooms you to a slow and painful death, muhahaha!!!

When I tried it I chose to close the door and to never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever open it again. How did I get water? Fuck if I know. They drank, fished, and probably crapped in this one 1x1 water tile.

[skaltum]

And me? I'm a legendary stonecrafter last I heard.

how about a legendary stonecrafter and a legendary deceased

[Heron TSG]

You people should start work on the cave city so that I can finish it during my turn on monday.

[Demonic Spoon]

Right, so I'm annexing crash's turn, since he said he can't play.

[Demonic Spoon]

Kay, I'm gonna try reverting to Samus's save.

Scratch that, I'm gonna try wilson's save.

[Bluerobin]

Haha this is awesome.  Three thumbs up!  Good luck DS...

[Neyvn]

Hey DS mate,
Can I grab the next 'I can't Play' slot???