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Fortify the mountain!

Build a bigger-volume magma cannon!

Build a massive jail for stopping the inevitable tantrum spiral.

Construct the city in the cavern!

Start a new megaproject.

Hail Discordia!(fnord)

[skaltum]

Lol, forgot about eating making noise. Whoops

i din't even know that eating made a noise O_O

edit: must be when they burp afterwards.

[Demonic Spoon]

Dwarves have no table manners...

[skaltum]

Dwarves have no table manners...

only the nobles dear. and the difference between them and normal dwarfs is that nobles make stupid mandates 89% of the time and don't work at all (unless it's the awesum dungeon master)

[Demonic Spoon]

The philosopher and king don't make mandates.

[Heron TSG]

The philosopher can haul, right?

PS: Dungeon Masters ROCK!

[Kamrusepas]

The philosopher can haul, right?

PS: Dungeon Masters ROCK!

Yep, Also farm and de-construct walls and sometimes even trade (at the depot)

[skaltum]

The philosopher and king don't make mandates.

yeah but their not like a dungeon master who actually works and tames exotic beasts. but military leasders are fun because there unfortunatlly constantly on duty but they make no demands and fight which is great if they are an elite marksdwarf oh and they come mainly with superior or better equipment

[abculatter_2]

Damn those parties!

My moody dwarf needs a lot of stone, which I probably won't be able to provide in time, and he's friends with most of the fort.

[skaltum]

Damn those parties!

My moody dwarf needs a lot of stone, which I probably won't be able to provide in time, and he's friends with most of the fort.

simple resize the room their usin for a party cause it instantly ends it

[nahkh]

SparkGear, where we teach old dogs new tricks.

[abculatter_2]

Damn those parties!

My moody dwarf needs a lot of stone, which I probably won't be able to provide in time, and he's friends with most of the fort.

simple resize the room their usin for a party cause it instantly ends it

I mean the parties make everyone friends with each other, which means that it only takes one accident for the entire fortress to go spiraling down.

[Heron TSG]

Everyone's already friends.

[skaltum]

Damn those parties!

My moody dwarf needs a lot of stone, which I probably won't be able to provide in time, and he's friends with most of the fort.

simple resize the room their usin for a party cause it instantly ends it

I mean the parties make everyone friends with each other, which means that it only takes one accident for the entire fortress to go spiraling down.

in case you missunderstood me. if a party is happening and you want your dwarfs back to work then your resize the room which ends the party and causes the dwarfs who were partying to go back to work. WITHOUT any negative thoughts meaning you can get the stone the moody one needs

[skaltum]

also what i've noticed with parties and small meeting zones is that dwarfs become friends quickly and after about 1 or 2 months lovers and then another season or 2 and then they marry and approximatly one year later they have a baby.

[Demonic Spoon]

That's why I made the room 7x7 instead of my usual 5x5, because I knew you guys would get dwarves killed.