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Fortify the mountain!

Build a bigger-volume magma cannon!

Build a massive jail for stopping the inevitable tantrum spiral.

Construct the city in the cavern!

Start a new megaproject.

Hail Discordia!(fnord)

[Kamrusepas]

Hah! Just wait until one of them die. They're all friends...

Indeed, my fortress of 200 dwarves, that had been partying for last 5 years (everybody is everybodys friend!) just had a massive spiral that left only 2 people alive, a child and its mother.

[crash2455]

Hmm, I thought crushing and stabbing weapons were ineffective against orcs

Also, hermit challenge ftw.

[Heron TSG]

The fortress attracted no migrants, unfortunately, but now I have Sigun planting the fields he and meng dug together. every last orc has been brutally slaughtered, and the last threat is a single rhesus macaque stealing clothing off of Rith's corpse. Trolls and troglodytes are beating the shit out of everything that moves, and Sigun will be the next "most interesting dwarf in the world" at this rate.

[Samus1111111]

Sigun's log, 21st Hematite -

Meng has become depressed, due to the loss of everyone he knows except me. The orcs are in the first hall. we cannot get out. our food stocks are guarded by the orcs. we cannot get out. Rith died yesterday, tantruming and flying into the chasm, taking a troglodyte with him. we cannot get out. hope is lost. The most we can do is finish preparing the farm layers and the cave of Ryan's Third Coming. More dwarves will come, foul orcs! MORE DWARVES WILL COME!

for some reason this reminds me of the Book of Mazarbul that was found in Moria in Lotr

[skaltum]

probably because there both to do with dead dwarfs perhaps

[Heron TSG]

Well, I took pictures of Sigun's charge, i'll upload the best one later.

I'm taking more pictures, including one of the incredibly bloody Turf/turf war between the Trolls and the troglodytes.

[skaltum]

west side chasm crew VS east side chasm crew 

with dwarfs mixed in. sounds FUN

[Heron TSG]

south side chasm crew VS north side chasm crew 

with dwarfs dwarf mixed in. sounds FUN

fixed.

[skaltum]

south side chasm crew VS north side chasm crew 

with dwarfs dwarf mixed in. sounds FUN

fixed.

i ment it like that 

[Heron TSG]

BY ODIN'S BEARD! MORE ORCS! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

[skaltum]

BY ODIN'S BEARD! MORE ORCS! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

hadoken perhaps?

[Heron TSG]

I dunno, I doubt I'd be able to hit ALL FOUR SQUADS. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAEG!

[Demonic Spoon]

Lol, this is hilarious.

[Heron TSG]

The first load of plump helmets has been barreled, but we're having major problems. I have to make sure only DRINK goes into barrels because I can't get more wood during a siege, and I can't forge blackmetal barrels yet due to the fact that I still need to secure the magma. (I'm prepared to, I just need the thirty hammerorcs nearby to it to leave.)

[skaltum]

The first load of plump helmets has been barreled, but we're having major problems. I have to make sure only DRINK goes into barrels because I can't get more wood during a siege, and I can't forge blackmetal barrels yet due to the fact that I still need to secure the magma. (I'm prepared to, I just need the thirty hammerorcs nearby to it to leave.)

realese the hounds