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Fortify the mountain!

Build a bigger-volume magma cannon!

Build a massive jail for stopping the inevitable tantrum spiral.

Construct the city in the cavern!

Start a new megaproject.

Hail Discordia!(fnord)

[Demonic Spoon]

It is the will of Demonic Spoon! In a more serious vein, perhaps you made a statue, that one of your cave adapted farmers was busy carrying outside, when a troglodyte attacked him, he defended himself but had a mortal lung/neck wound and suffocated to death shortly after being brought to a hospital bed.

[nahkh]

Maybe the trolls turn into stone (statues) when they die?


Also, what's going on Barb?

[Kamrusepas]

Wow, its already epic at one turn in. A new record for sparkgear. huzzah!

[Heron TSG]

Currently, I'm busy hollowing out nine layers of the mountain for Ryan's temple while searching for a place to bust out and wall in some farmland.

[Demonic Spoon]

Lol.

[Heron TSG]

UPDATE!

it is summer, and a vile force of darkness has arrived. dead and rotting muskoxen and llamas are scattered over the mountain side, And I have found a suitable farmland.

EDIT: Orcs have hammerers and wrestlers. will stay indoors with my 6 remaining dwarves.

[Heron TSG]

Oh shit... ohshitohshotohshit.

Due to an unforeseen diagonal, the orcs are IN THE DAMN STOCKROOM.

The miners are trapped in Ryan's future chapel cave, and the masons, brewer, and chef are all in various states of dismemberment. Have no fear, however! I'll just reclaim if I fail.

[Samus1111111]

SG4 is doing great so far

[Heron TSG]

Sigun's log, 21st Hematite -

Meng has become depressed, due to the loss of everyone he knows except me. The orcs are in the first hall. we cannot get out. our food stocks are guarded by the orcs. we cannot get out. Rith died yesterday, tantruming and flying into the chasm, taking a troglodyte with him. we cannot get out. hope is lost. The most we can do is finish preparing the farm layers and the cave of Ryan's Third Coming. More dwarves will come, foul orcs! MORE DWARVES WILL COME!

[Heron TSG]

Sigun's Log, 3rd of Malachite -

I've begun to feel meng's depression as well. All we have left is removing staircases and digging farms. hopefully we can survive until the orcs give up and leave.

PS: DO THEY?

[skaltum]

Sigun's Log, 3rd of Malachite -

I've begun to feel meng's depression as well. All we have left is removing staircases and digging farms. hopefully we can survive until the orcs give up and leave.

PS: DO THEY?

after a full month i think

[Kamrusepas]

Wow, first turn and SG4 is already looking screwed beyond repair.

[Heron TSG]

That is most certainly is. I'll be reclaiming. With the amount of blocks I produced, we'll likely get 70 fully armed dwarves. it'll be hard to lose with THAT.

[Demonic Spoon]

Hah! Just wait until one of them die. They're all friends...

[Heron TSG]

Sigun's Log, Date Unknown -

Meg just died in our desperate counterattack, and then I got PISSED. it seems that when you're a legendary +234534 miner with a pick, orcs are like cupcakes ready to be smashed up and eaten. I've driven most of them out, and I'm going to seal up the crack in the wall. I've become accustomed to tragedy, and this one's not going to stop me from making this fortress profitable. I've already killed 12 orcs, and I only have a few minor scratches.