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[Radioactive Zombie]

Sounds orky

FTFY

[Phantom]

Sounds orky

FTFY

GTFO
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Radioactive Zombie Has Been Roundhouse Kicked Out Of Thread!!

[Radioactive Zombie]

Sounds orky

FTFY

GTFO
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Radioactive Zombie Has Been Roundhouse Kicked Out Of Thread!!

Just 'cause I was kicked doesn't mean it's false. I CALL DISCRIMINATION!!

[Phantom]

*kicks Radioactive Zombie into pit Of Heavily Mutating Nuclear Waste*
Now that thats resolved, GET ON WITH THE TREAD.

[Radioactive Zombie]

*kicks Radioactive Zombie into pit Of Heavily Mutating Nuclear Waste*
Now that thats resolved, GET ON WITH THE TREAD.

Hah! You can't harm Glowing Ones with radiation!

...

In any case - definitely need syringes. For, you know, manually injecting poison. Or just gouging out eyes. Maybe a hacksaw - agonizingly amputate a limb as they watch!

DEFINITELY need those old torture devices, that one where it just pulled you apart.

[kalida99]

A Rack?

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i would rater have a torture wheel... or this other one where they hung you by your thumbs...

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They'd hang you by your thumbs or feet and put weights on one side of you body until you had dislocations, or dismemberments... And as for the torture wheel they strapped you to a wagon wheel (not the front, the circumferance) and beat you with clubs... even the best of executioners couldn't do it because of the sickening Cracking that happened when you hit someone on it

[piecewise]

A Rack?

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i would rater have a torture wheel... or this other one where they hung you by your thumbs...

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They'd hang you by your thumbs or feet and put weights on one side of you body until you had dislocations, or dismemberments... And as for the torture wheel they strapped you to a wagon wheel (not the front, the circumferance) and beat you with clubs... even the best of executioners couldn't do it because of the sickening Cracking that happened when you hit someone on it

We need things that are portable, like a pear of anguish http://medieval-castles.org/index.php/the_pear_of_anguish or perhaps, if we were doing torture installations, a Brazen Bull.

[Rowanas]

Jesus Fucking Christ. Humanity is just one great big cesspit of degredation and horrific, unbearable, dehumanising tortures. We, as a species, deserve to be wiped off the face of this earth.

The punishment often used in the Roman arenas was to strap a woman into a wooden cow and have a bull rape her to death. it would be hard to carry, but since you're hauling those steel anvils around, you may as well.

[kalida99]

Well if we're talking portable, once we can actually use horses as mount we could tie some ones hands and feet to the horses and have them swiftly yank the person apart... all youd need then is rope and horses, both would be easily obtainable, and you could probably replace the horses with something else, like a mule... or a muskox... or some other large quadroped...

[Radioactive Zombie]

Jesus Fucking Christ. Humanity is just one great big cesspit of degredation and horrific, unbearable, dehumanising tortures. We, as a species, deserve to be wiped off the face of this earth.

The punishment often used in the Roman arenas was to strap a woman into a wooden cow and have a bull rape her to death. it would be hard to carry, but since you're hauling those steel anvils around, you may as well.

They also did the same thing with lions, but the lions just raped them, then ate 'em.

Or just ate 'em.

[piecewise]

Jesus Fucking Christ. Humanity is just one great big cesspit of degredation and horrific, unbearable, dehumanising tortures. We, as a species, deserve to be wiped off the face of this earth.

The punishment often used in the Roman arenas was to strap a woman into a wooden cow and have a bull rape her to death. it would be hard to carry, but since you're hauling those steel anvils around, you may as well.

Raped to death eh? Theres something I'd like to see...in the legends.

I wonder what the text would be?

"Rhoda sinivelshire's lower body has been broken by the Bull's ☼Bull Cock☼"

[Kusgnos]

Dwarf Fortress doesn't strike me as the type of game with rape torture in it, so it's a little odd to hear this talk here. That said, the fear system, vivisection, and horses tearing humans apart sounds good.

Someone could probably make a mod with a pear of anguish though.
"The pear of anguish has lodged firmly in the wound!"
 

[ThreeToe]

Oddly enough, while talking about all sorts of violence is perfectly ok, sexually explicit language is against the rules.  Try to keep it “clean.”

[Rowanas]

HE HAS SPOKEN!

ThreeToe, don't you ever look at the forums and want to burn any evidence that Dwarf Fortress ever existed?

[Yanlin]

Oddly enough, while talking about all sorts of violence is perfectly ok, sexually explicit language is against the rules.  Try to keep it “clean.”

Normally I'd disagree, but this is violent bestiality rape torture. So I guess that's a little worse than vivisection and stuff.