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Ok, what the christ just happened, everyone was partying and being cool, even duke was looking less morose than usual when all of a sudden an alarm goes off.
Figured it was just the usual new years eve revelry when BAM, suddenly we are under attack and everybody dies.
Welllllll thats what woulda happened if you were somebody else.
Me and some of the guys were holding a party down in bay 12, nobody goes there, its really horribly constructed, too much stuff to read yadda yadda yadda ANYWAY AS I WAS SAYING just chilling and being cool
And then the noise and then the doors shut and everything sucks again. Damn.
After about an hour everyone is sober enough to realise that A) The doors aint gonna open and B) WE ARE OUT OF GIN
IN MY RAGE I DUG MY WAY TO THE SURFACE AND BUILT A BASE WITH WHICH TO EXTRACT VENEGEANCE
THAT IS MY STORY AND IM STICKING TO IT!
But yeah, i picked a pretty sweet location for the base:
Like a phoenix from the ashes or summat, its poetical.
The
contractors MY BRAIN suggested THIS: design for my new base
Hahahah NO
THATS MORE LIKE IT
As a furthur note anybody who complains about the cramped temporary passages will immediately be assigned to widen them.
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OK. TO BEGIN IT WASNT MY FAULT
we HAD 7 million dollars but now its more like...
uh, $120,000
AND ITS IMAGES LIKE THIS THAT ARN'T HELPING:
IT IS A LIE, I WILL WALK THROUGH ALL THE SPENDINGS AS FOLLOWS:
first we sold a bunch of useless stuff
and then we bought some useFUL stuff
Scientists need money for research...
and the results
do
show...
a happy snap of the team!
hold back boys, you'll get one of these soon
but not today, we can sell these for CASH MONIES
Man, this secret underground alien fighting is easier than i thought, buy this, sell that, i mean, i dont understand why more people dont manage these things
oh
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